When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.
Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.
by LT1VegaGT December 30, 2019
Get the Deuce canoemug. by Camel creeper October 19, 2020
Get the Douche canoemug. by Dane Ungart February 14, 2017
Get the Niagra Canoemug. by Jamica2020 September 21, 2020
Get the David Canomug. Douche canoe describes the personality of draco malfoy from the harry potter series. Douche canoe is basically an obnoxious and weird person.
by SonaIsGold June 6, 2021
Get the Douche Canoemug. A colloquial term to describe a person who, unlike his father, would drown if he tried to make love on a lake.
Don't call the Prime Minister a c*nt - he lacks the warmth and the depth. A better label would invoke a product that is useless and unnecessary and is only utilized if something has gone horribly wrong, except this label should also have a Canadian twist that does not involve maple syrup. The Prime Minister is a douche-canoe.
by dotconnectr on gettr February 7, 2022
Get the Douche-canoemug. by Breezy1991 June 12, 2018
Get the Shit Canoemug.