She is the Canedra of this generation.
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A person affected by “Caneloholism” - a chronic and progressive disorder marked by an excessive and usually compulsive desire to convince you that Saul (“Canelo”) Álvarez is either the greatest boxer of all time or better than any other boxer that you name.
(Note: a Caneloholic can usually be found on social media using a pseudonym but will sometimes use his or her real name. Common traits among Caneloholics include (1) irrational explanations for why Canelo’s failures to win the Mayweather fight or the first GGG fight either do not count or should be minimized; and (2) claims that you have a bias of some type if you do not share the Caneloholic’s beliefs about Canelo’s greatness and overall ranking in the history of the sport.
(Note: a Caneloholic can usually be found on social media using a pseudonym but will sometimes use his or her real name. Common traits among Caneloholics include (1) irrational explanations for why Canelo’s failures to win the Mayweather fight or the first GGG fight either do not count or should be minimized; and (2) claims that you have a bias of some type if you do not share the Caneloholic’s beliefs about Canelo’s greatness and overall ranking in the history of the sport.
He is the worst kind of Caneloholic. He told me the Mayweather fight doesn’t count because Canelo was too young when they fought. When I named three or four fighters who one championships at the same age or younger, he said that doesn’t count because he had not heard of those fighters.
by VANGLORIOUS06 January 16, 2022
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A mythical monster that lurks around the canals in The Netherlands and likes to eat up the locals an tourist.
by Baylien Culture December 23, 2021
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The situation itself has caused quite a problem amongst the sport’s rampantly corrupt elite, since any lifetime ban for such a huge pay-per-view attraction would significantly harm their own financial interests.
Instead, a 6 month suspension (the time he would take between fights anyway) with no further screening has been imposed, thus insuring that his lucrative career may continue uninterrupted and that all future bouts may proceed as planned.
The situation itself has caused quite a problem amongst the sport’s rampantly corrupt elite, since any lifetime ban for such a huge pay-per-view attraction would significantly harm their own financial interests.
Instead, a 6 month suspension (the time he would take between fights anyway) with no further screening has been imposed, thus insuring that his lucrative career may continue uninterrupted and that all future bouts may proceed as planned.
'Did you hear that Canelo Alvarez had failed a drugs test from eating contaminated meat?'
'Don’t you mean Canelo Alvaroid ? That guy was clearly cheating'
'Don’t you mean Canelo Alvaroid ? That guy was clearly cheating'
by Slimemon May 28, 2018
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