A Homie Condom is when you're out of condoms and you want to smash girl but you want to do it protected still, So your Homie lets you put your dick in his ass while he puts his penis in the girl unprotected taking all the risk of an STD or an unwanted baby.
Tristan: Noah man I need you to be my Homie Condom.
Noah: nah man my ass still hurts from last time plus I got chlamydia.
Tristan: Man come on I swear I got you next time.
Noah: Fine but, I wanna do it with your mom next time.
Tristan:deal.
Noah: nah man my ass still hurts from last time plus I got chlamydia.
Tristan: Man come on I swear I got you next time.
Noah: Fine but, I wanna do it with your mom next time.
Tristan:deal.
by LuxieBoi June 28, 2019
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A croc condom is any condom with a hole or that doesn't work. If you use it and you end up with a kid it's a croc condom.
by That_One_Guy_***** January 3, 2020
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Dude 1: "Dude, let's play 1-2 Switch”
Dude 2: "Yeah, but first I have to put on my Joy Condom."
Dude 1: "Lol!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, but first I have to put on my Joy Condom."
Dude 1: "Lol!"
by Nico121 May 27, 2020
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I pounded my girlfriend's ass so hard, when I pulled out, I had a pretty pink condom! But I wasn’t done so I pounded it in and out until I busted all up in them intestines.
by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020
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Pro-Tip- when you shoot your load on the dogs back it’s called a wet back!
Pro-Tip- when you shoot your load on the dogs back it’s called a wet back!
Susan wouldn’t shut up so I bent her over and gave her a furry Mexican condom right in the poop shoot. Her dog, Tatino, fell in love after I gave him his own wet back!!
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