candy raped

to buy an assortment candy and to get mostly the worst flavor

I bought a pack of skittles and got candy raped by all of the lemons i got

by Mr.scratchie October 30, 2010

freezer candy

a woman with whom you can have predictably tasty casual sex, as frequently and for as long as you like; she'll always be there.

Rob: Hey, you seein' Sarah tonight?
Dane: Probably. You know she's my freezer candy.
Rob: Great!

by Dane and Sarah January 21, 2008

Candy Grabbin

When the male of the species becomes physically intrusive with a female in an inappropriate or unwelcome manner.

Also can refer to a preplanned night of debauchery at a party or club when fornication with the opposite (or same) sex is anticipated ("Candy Grab").

"Hey Cameron, that guy over there is candy grabbin on your girl! Let's go kick his ass!"

"Gentlemen, tonight will be the most epic Candy Grab in Alpha Omega Epsilon's storied history."

by Karl Hunguss October 25, 2011

candy crushing

Verb.
When a person is lying on their front playing Candy Crush and someone sits on them.

Gah! Dude! Get off. Stop candy crushing me!

by loirão July 16, 2014

Orange Candy

another word for adderall.

Bob: hey tom you got some orange candy?
Tom: Yeah, here you go.

by wichita123 July 30, 2009

candy read

a book that is read usually to kill time . usually no or a thin plot, simple/static characters or even cliched heros/heroines. in a broader sense, a wildly popular but poor book.

twilight saga, candy read

by Silver_Serenity September 26, 2010

officer's candy

1. United States Navy term used by sailors to describe the scented cake placed in urinals.

1. I pissed on the officer's candy.

by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018