Cute From the Side

A subtle killer, lost in the shadow of the fear of Hot From Far Away. It could strike on the subway, in the classroom, or any situation in which a person finds themselves unable to get more than a sideways glance at another person. Being so close, the person feels secure in the belief that their sideways glance has provided them with all of the evidence they require in order to rate the cuteness of a girl/guy. What they don't prepare for, however, is the possibility that they are DEAD WRONG.

Jeff: Hey, what happened to that girl that Steve was going after? Did he ever ask her out?
Pat: Ledgend has it he was mid-sentence, ready to ask her out when... she turned to face him...
Jeff: Cute from the side?
Pat: Gorgeous... but in reality... less like an 8, more like a 5.
Jeff: My god...

by Maltier Loth June 2, 2011

Being cute

Too busy wasting time as if you have something better to do

You could have had some of this but you too busy being cute.

by Nymphirgo August 14, 2017

cute

A sexually attractive girl, who's pretty, hot, etc.

Briana Banks is so young and sweet and pretty; She's so cute!

by John Doe January 21, 2004

felt cute might delete x

when a thot posts a pic on Instagram with the caption 'felt cute might delete x'. This post is usually late at night when she's sad and lonely and wants some phat attention. Most often a mirror selfie or a face selfie - this post, more often than not does not end up getting deleted.

bro 1: bro, did you see what Jessica posted on Instagram?
bro 2: yea, it was a 'felt cute might delete x'
bro 1: HA LOL

by suckmytoebro August 21, 2019

Cute Girl Syndrome

When ugly girls think they are actually good looking or cute, due to the fact that they are easier to sleep with and less intimidating than hot girls. Therefore more guys are likely to hit on them and give them compliments to sleep with them. This usually results with the guy fucking them just because they are around while simultaneously raising the girls self-confidence. This is why so many ugly girls actually think they are good looking.

Girl: "Omg that is the first time I got turned down."
or
Girl: "Please don't fall in love with me."
.....don't worry your ugly no problem.

Guy:"Why is that fat girl wearing such a tight shirt?"
Dude: "Man she has got Cute Girl Syndrome."

by WinterSummerSpringFall November 2, 2010

cute

What you say when you are adjective deficient and under pressure to deliver an opinion usually on appearance of something or someone.

Clueless salesgirl manning a boutique asked by a customer on how a dress looks on her. After a lot of squeaking, misaligned, rusty creaking in her cranium, she says - "I think it looks cute". Gaining confidence, she repeats it - Yeah, it looks really cute. It really look cute on you.

Barf!!!!

by Pir August 30, 2004

cute

Just... Cuddly! And sweet! It could be:
1) A puppy/kitty/any other baby animal (human babies included)
2) To a girl, the short, plumpish guy sitting across from you with a nice face and an innocent attitude
3) I have no idea as to what guys consider is cute.

Cute can also be used to describe some random article of clothing/makeup by morons, as in:
1) OMG that skirt is so cuuuuute!
2) OMG that lipstick is so cuuuuuute!

What the heck? I already put the examples for 'cute' in the definition. Now shoo!

by RebeccaCS December 28, 2005