Tucker Carlson

A constantly constipated man who always looks as though the burrito disagreed with him.

"Ugh! I'm Tucker Carlson and we need to cut to commercial cuz I have to make... a dooodiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

by Espio Lylat April 29, 2022

curbside gang

One of the most notorious and superior gang to gain sovereignty of El Cerrito Senior High from 2010-2014. An oligarchy most know for: (1)their utterly extravagant soirées, (2) pulling the vast majority of the Caucasian girl student body, and (3) beating the baseball team in every aspect in life.

Boy 1):" curbside gang just took my girl...again"

Boy 2):"I guess if you can't beat them, join them"

It was my uttermost honor and privilege to hand CSG their diploma
-David Luango

by thisisnotacsghater June 25, 2014

Curling

When a person's personality is so dead (uninteresting, boring) that you would rather watch curling (the "sport").

"I stopped talking to Alex because he was so curling."

by aaslk September 20, 2018

Steaming Curler

1. The act of sticking a heated curling iron into female's vaginal area (pussy), thus creating great amounts of steam due to the heated metal reacting with the moisture inside the vagina. The curling iron is then pushed and pulled in and out of the vagina until the girl climaxes. WARNING: Usually ruins a girl's pussy due to 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree burns inside of the girl's baby maker.
2. A very sweaty athlete who takes part in the sport of curling, who, due the intense cold from the ice, steams.

Dude, I gave Eddie's sister a steaming curler last night! There was so much steam, I couldn't see 5 inches in front of me!
Eddie's sister is such a freak dude!
Yeah, I know she LOVED it, but she is going to have to take a LONG break after going through that!

by KWKS January 4, 2012

Curl

1. Someone who is thoroughly convinced that he/she is a man (or pirate) or possesses male-like qualities, often to his/her mockery.
2. Someone who insults women on a daily basis.
3. "A fucking stud, usually brown haired and brown eyed. Wears argyle sweaters and never does anything wrong."
4. ^ A liar

"My testosterone levels are so high. I LOVE POWER TOOLS. I'M A PIRATE."

"Don't fool yourself, you're no Curl!"

by l o l im drowning May 9, 2010

CURES

Acronym of 'cherishee, you are my everything'. A cherishee is a loved one who a cherisher cherishes. It is used for the cherisher to express to express to their cherishee the level intensity at which they are cherished. In addition, the acronym CURES is significant to the role of the Cherishee. This person acts are the healer and CURES many aspects of the cherishers life, including a broken heart. In essence, its a way for you to describe to your special someone how much they mean to you.

Samuel: honey lets go scuba diving, i planned it as a birthday surprise for you. Surprise:)
Lisa: Truly?you're so lovely. Thank you baby! CURES

by summer puffs June 21, 2010

eyelash curler

1. Device used for the painfull task of curling ones eye brows. Normally used by females or metrosexual males
2. Device that can be stashed under a pillow to fend off dangerous males as it is aparantly more scary then a gun.

1. Girl 1 "i have to curl my eyelashes, they just don't look right" is handed metal device by friend
Girl 2 "here use this"
2. Man enters house to find woman holding eyelash curler in hand man "what are you going to do with that?"
woman "if you come near me i'll curl your eyelashes" man rns away

by SDanzer April 14, 2008