by I wanked 7 times a day before July 28, 2021
(noun) a term describing a mess, shambles or right balls-up, generally as a result of someone thinking they are more clever than they really are.
"Sorry about that - I made a complete cummings of my parallel parking."
"He's made a right cummings of that Eton Mess: it's got bits of flob and hair in it."
"He's made a right cummings of that Eton Mess: it's got bits of flob and hair in it."
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by Labatiste June 25, 2011
"I turned down an offer for 2 million dollars to put a cell tower in my backyard."-Joe
"Dude, don't pull a cummings"
"Dude, don't pull a cummings"
by John from J-Town August 02, 2008
by dylansmith November 19, 2005
Noun - Vulgar Slang cum /kʌm/ - the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract.
WHITE HONEY OF FEMALE, HONEY MOON, CREAM
WHITE HONEY OF FEMALE, HONEY MOON, CREAM
by eliasRNjB November 21, 2009
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