sad crown

A flaccid uncircumcised penis with the foreskin pulled back.

Let me send you a photo of my sad crown.

by arrrr_matey July 10, 2022

The Triple Crown

When a guy 'hooks up' (varying from making out to having sex, and anything in between) with three best friends of one High School. (Insert High School name before Triple Crown. i.e The Loyola Triple Crown)

Hey Dude! Did you hear?!
No. What?

Diego landed The Triple Crown.

No way! What School?!
Yeah he fucked Erica, made out with Julie, and finger-banged Amanda, and Oak Hall!

But they're all best friends, dumb bitches.

by EKIN July 7, 2014

crown of daisies

stoned:- the proverbial crown worn when in the happy/relaxed state of a high.
i.e. if you are stoned you are wearing a crown of daisies or daisy crown.

1)that dude is soo high!! you can practically SEE his crown of daisies!
2)my daisy crown is starting to fade man.

by heath_lord February 20, 2007

Crowned

To drop serious cash on something that turns out to be completely useless, low-quality, or straight-up fake. Basically, when you flex too fast and reality humbles you.

“Bro, you got crowned again — £65 for 10ml of cooking oil?!”

by HeWhoFitsCarpets October 31, 2025

Crown rumping

The act of getting some one black out drunk on Crown Royal, inserting your fist into their anus, and leaving before they awaken.

I think my girl friend went crown rumping last night because my ass hurts and there were plastic gloves on the night stand this morning.

by Piptholomew June 23, 2017

copper qwerty crown

what you get after making 10 qwerty deffinitions

person1 i got the copper qwerty crown
person 2 damn step 1 of 3 to being a loser
person 1 you mean step 1 of 4 to being god
person 2 there is a 4th step to loser!?!

by vanillaijeidhei March 16, 2022

The Crown

the thing that created bowset (bowser but female aka thot)

Bowser: *exists*
The Crown: ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF
Bowser: *becomes bowset*

by DragonDan September 25, 2018