A man with little regard for a girl's feelings and is willing to break her heart for the sake of his own agenda. Does not exactly "worship" the Donald but does support what he stands for. WARNING: Do not get attached, otherwise you'll find yourself in a pit of despair. And no, this isn't coming from someone who had to deal with a conservative person, weirdo.
This Conservative Ryan came up to me during a party and seemed interested in me, but backstabbed me as usual. I'm afraid of the people who have to deal with this weirdo in the future. I hope he moves to Canada and regrets it immediately..
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Get the Conservative Ryan mug.The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.
As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?
by Senormeowington October 14, 2011
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Girl 1: Did you call her yesterday?
Girl 2: Yes, but she didn't didn't answer; she's a minute conservative.
Girl 2: Yes, but she didn't didn't answer; she's a minute conservative.
by soadfreak3284 August 23, 2011
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Conservatives voted for Trump. Gerrymandering is a conservative virtue. Conservatives love fascist dictators like Bolsanaro.
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Any normal person: Uhh Elon literally voted for Obama, Hillary, and Joe Biden, and most of his opinions are left wing.
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Any normal person: Uhh Elon literally voted for Obama, Hillary, and Joe Biden, and most of his opinions are left wing.
Leftist: YOU'RE A CONSERVATIVE TOO REEEEEEEEEE
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Con - Prefix meaning against.
servative - one who serves others in some capacity.
Con - Prefix meaning against.
servative - one who serves others in some capacity.
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