concept

a theory about the nature of reality

i can't find my shoes because they went for a stroll

by nathanael June 19, 2004

Conceited

Someone who believes they are above everyone else, and fails to see they are really a pathetic little attention seeking whore. The only people who can't see through they're little acts are the really desperate guys she flirts with all the time.

Like Jade and Tigwell

Jade: Oh my God, everyone at this party is like totally jealous of me, coz they aren't as hot as me, you think I'm hot don't you?

Hot guy: Ummm, I'm gonna go get a drink....

Ugly guy: Yeah, I totally agree with you Jade, you are the hottest girl at this party.

(Later on, hot guy talks to his girlfriend)

Girlfriend: I saw that cunt Jade talking to you, but I also saw you walk away, thank you.

Hot guy: I hate her, she's so conceited the fucking dirty whore.

by Amy_1985 October 6, 2008

Conneaut

A small lakeside town in northeast Ohio that is suffering from the poor economic situation, much like the rest of the nation. The schools have been revamped with new elementary and middle school buildings, but the vintage high school has only received a small facelift, and still holds historical significance. Conneaut is home to the Spartens, but the football team is yet to win a game. The band, under the direction of Mr. Smith, is fairly decent. The cheerleaders are a sad sight to see, but don’t control the school like in typical high schools. Such a task is left to the volleyball players, a group of elite preps that socializes with the football players. Intellectuals who run for class president are usually beat by members of the “popular” crowd, who aren’t the most creative individuals. Many of the Conneaut teenagers participate in the tradition of going to the sporting events or bowling on Friday nights, but it is suggested you bring a jacket to the football stadium. The stadium isn’t the best, and the high school doesn’t have bussing, but instead of spending money on unneeded comforts like those, Conneaut prefers to be environmentally friendly with two new windmills. Conneaut is truly a city that cares about bigger issues than drugs and the fact that the children pride themselves in acting like they’re “gansta”.

I just went to Conneaut to visit my cousin. We went to the beach, the park, the library and then to a football game. I was surprised to see she wasn’t sad when her team lost… She said she was used to it. Some weirdo named Lazlo asked if we could give him a ride at the library, and all these boys with saggy pants thought they were cool when they really weren’t.

by Conneaut High Schooler September 24, 2011

Connecticut Car Accident

When you are fucking someone in a busy intersection with a loaded RPG and fire it just as she is about to cum

Did you see the Connecticut car accident last night? it killed 33 peoples and still isnt illegal.

by Opium Den February 26, 2009

Conneaut

Conneaut is a place where you would never want to live. the schools are terrible, theres a lot of bullys, drugs and immature douchbags. the poverty is so bad that most of the businesses in conneaut close and get selled out, there are hardly any stores to shop at, most of the people are on welfare, food stamps and wellcare. theres nothing to do in conneaut. small ass town with weirdos and scumbags.

when I went to conneaut I got critizised because I sat on my fat ass all day doing nothing and eating mcdonalds. gotta go on wellfare now since I just got fired.

by fartingass January 2, 2012

connectile dysfunction

When you are unable to connect your laptop to internet service due to slow or bad hardware.

You are at the airport and your wireless card does not get a signal or your wifi antenna is out of range. You now have connectile dysfunction.

by carmelatrix February 7, 2007

Kurtis Conner

awesome fella that always says he doesn't want to hurt someone's feelings but still does that :) he looks like he didn't wash his hair probably for several months but he has so cool t shirts that I can't be mad at him. he has only one serious disadvantage - a girlfriend. so relax and stop adjusting your hair, you, beautiful girl on the other side of the computer screen. (That what would Kurtis say. See? He's really nice!)
The first time I saw his videos was in the Louvre 'cause they are fucking masterpieces
Few people know that Kurtis is the mayor of the KurtisTown - the best place to live and look at the shitty content all over the Inernet

-Do you watch Kurtis Conner's videos?
-Oh that's the one where soft boy claps with reverb and very high saturation?
-You didn't watch his video about soft boys, did you?

by citizen of the KurtisTown July 31, 2019