Temporary Male Companion

How I introduce my boyfriend to other people when I'm pissed at him or when a breakup is inevitable.

Jake: Hey Jeff! Well well well, who do we have here?
Jeff: This is Neil, my temporary male companion.
Neil: Not very nice.

by young jeffrey February 1, 2006

Companion

Recent term for escort, full service sexual services provider.

Twitter won't let me list myself as an escort . So I have to list myself as a companion. If you're traveling and you want to find a sex worker on Twitter, search for #companion and your city.

by Totally Sexxy Nerd February 28, 2019

Companionator

A euphemism for a pimp.

Commonly used my individuals professing to be 'businessmen', whose job it is to "bring the love together'.

Can be applied both literally or as a metaphor for being down on life.

"I'm not a pimp. I consider myself a Companionator. I'm all about bringing the love together."

by Idonothing September 23, 2015

formerly enjoyed companion

The politically correct term for your slut ex girl friend.

I used to bang Megan but now she's just a formerly enjoyed companion.

by Howell June 23, 2007

Companionate Romance

That irritating, not especially romantic state that many married couples fall into when they are no longer young and restless- basically, they're friends with benefits and wedding rings. The purpose of this is to prevent passion from interfering with raising their kids. It's a force of nature, and it is incredibly disturbing to watch as it takes place. There is no known cure except divorce.

Bill and Sheryl had been married for fifty seven years and could go for weeks without so much as kissing. Companionate romance strikes again.

by Beckie <33 February 16, 2008

companion

A high-class dame of company in the fireflyverse
they are a cross between the oriental-style Geisha and the classic courtesan of renaissance Italy. often recognized as the highest nobility of the 'Verse

"my cousin hopes to become a companion"
"There are advantanges to having a companion on the ship"

by okelay October 27, 2006

Campany

A suitable surname for fathers who like to pretend their children don't exist.

How many children do you have Mr Campany?

Mr Campany - 2 i think?

When are their birthdays? Erm, I'm not sure I wasn't at the birth and never asked

Man that guy is such a campany

by MrsCampany July 19, 2011