comfort suit

An outfit or clothes that you wear when you're home because you like how they feel.

Person A: Hi Person B!
Person B: Why are you wearing nothing but underwear?
Person A: Because this is my comfort suit.
It's not like I'm going somewhere.

by ChameleonDragon March 11, 2018

Comfort Waves

Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!

Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".

Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.

A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.

Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!

John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!

by CyberNixon February 26, 2011

Shitty City Comfort

Living like a noble in a fucked up city; hood rich

"How'd that kid get so fat in this area?"
"Dude's just got that Shitty City Comfort."

by justphuckoff October 23, 2019

fuckass comfort

Something that brings you comfort and you have NO IDEA why it does. This can be due to something about said thing, appearance, themes, demeanor, ect.

I1 Temporary bliss state from Everywhere at the End of Time is a fuckass comfort because dementia scares me.

by corvus x3 September 13, 2025

Comfortably Numb

No emo poseur is safe from this holy song.

Emo poser: "Dude...I'm crying 'cause Taking Back Sunday is so good..."
Me: "Nice opinion. Sadly, youtube.com/watch?v=x-xTttimcNk"

Yes, that is the YouTube Topics video for Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd.

by 7568ino December 28, 2023

slum comfort

Laying around in your old possibly dirty cloths and not carrying because you are at the peak of comfort

Man look at Stephen he is in nirvana with his slum comfort

by Mrbeanman October 24, 2017

Retarded Comfort

It is basically means a comfortable and cozy place for the person with retard people in it

Anzu : You cant really call it comfort, it has to be retarded comfort to going along with someone who is much older than you
Orumceko : Or just having comfort while talking to retarded people, in short of for retarded comfort

by Anzu, Horseman of the Apocalyp September 8, 2023