colon sister

When you and a friend are pooping at the same time, but don’t know it.

Ali: I just pooped
Player2: Me too!

Ali: No way! Colon sisters!

by yungshauzzie67 September 19, 2025

philip colon

hottest dude in the world. best fortnite player of all time as well.

Did you see that 360 no scope from philip colon?

by ph1l1p April 25, 2019

colon calculation

Colon Calculation: Verb.
The act of pulling numbers and statistics out of ones ass.

Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.

by greenbird23 September 26, 2013

colon job

someone licking out someone's colon. (inside of the anus)

oh no he just gave me a colon job, now his mouth taste like my bung hole.

by colon man October 21, 2008

baloney colonic

An allusion to anal sex, "baloney" referring to the penetrator's penis and "colonic" referring to the anal penetration itself. Commonly used by men who equate their genitalia with charcuterie and/or processed meat products.

Frat boy 1: "Yo, what was up with that chick you banged last night? She was all vegan and shit!"

Frat boy 2: "Her ass ain't vegan after the baloney colonic I gave her ..."

by Admiral Viggo April 27, 2014

kickstand colonic

When u crash while riding or stunting on some two wheeled vehicle,and u wind up with said vehicle's(or another vehicle's) kickstand in your butt.

He landed that stunt 20 times while practicing,but crashed and got a kickstand colonic in front of 5000 people attending the Extreme BMX semi-finals.

by ThrashMtlManiac March 24, 2019

Colon breath

A description of when someone farts (colon burps)

Would you please stop farting? I am tired of smelling your colon breath. Would please tell your colon to stop burping!

by Mrslady78 November 9, 2019