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Clinton

Verb. The act of being so charismatic that those around you find themselves liking you in spite of the fact that you're a lying jackass. (infinitive - to be Clintoned)
I was totally Clintoned after speaking with Bob on the phone, even though I knew he was lying to me and would stab me in the back later.
by rea22381 August 18, 2009
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clinton

a pimp for getting a blow job in the white house; the closest person to being a black president
Dam! Bill Clinton got a blow job in the white house?!?! What a pimp!
by J 0 K A February 22, 2005
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Stage 4 Clinger

When a boy sends a girl multiple hearts (<3) or smileys ( :) ) via texting, facebook, etc. after only knowing each other a few weeks.
Stage 4 clingers also do not know how to recognize a HINT (never receiving a response from the multiple smileys and hearts).
Stage 4 Clinger: :) <3
Girl: OH NO
by BDUB! June 8, 2011
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clinton

To projectile launch one's semen into the face or oral area of another, usually positioned on their knees.
"If you beat me in ping-pong one more time I'm gonna clinton you in the face!"
-or-
"Damn, I just got clintoned again"
by Hillary C September 23, 2008
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Hillary Clinton

Incredibly she is the Senator from New York. Those who helped put her in office are now completely unable to point out a single accomplishment by this troll in the 4-plus years she's been here.

She immediately forgot the Western New York population as soon as her blinders were adjusted towards her White House prospects. Yet every time she takes a nice shit we have to hear about it in our local media. Apparently uninteresting news reporting is far more suitable to the Buffalo media than demanding she account for a single accomplishment for her constituents.

Has been completely silent about the budget disaster in Erie County because it doesn't jive with her photo ops in Iraq, and because she couldn't give a rat's ass.

A woman in the White House? Sure, why not? But for the love of all that is sacred, not her!

Grab her by her cankles and send her back to Arkansas.
Tonight on the 11 o'clock news: Hillary Rodham Clinton made a visit to Buffalo today, where she spoke about issues important only to today's polling, and quickly left without answering any unscripted questions. Gee, let's put her in the White House.
by Beastfan March 8, 2005
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Clingy Boyfriend

"Ben is SUCH a clingy boyfriend. Ew."
by Chandler B June 16, 2017
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Ginger Clinger

Person who is sexually attracted to people with ginger hair. (Both words pronounced to rhyme with "singer").
That guy Kwame is a real Ginger Clinger, he always fancies ginger girls!
by FraggleLocks March 24, 2010
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