Clam hat

What the letter C is for as said by bunny from retarded animal babies

C is for Clam Hat ~bunny from retarded animal babies

by some guy someplace August 28, 2005

crackling clam

the act of putting pop rocks in a woman's vagina which pop due to the moisture; crackling refers to the popping pop rocks while clam is a common word for vagina

He pulled out a package of pop rocks to try the crackling clam.

by campbarbie January 11, 2009

clam-licker

Generally used to describe a lesbian, but could be anyone that enjoys the "clam". Usually accompanied by "whore", as in a clam-licking whore.

Frankie: That damn dyke principal of yours is a clam-licking whore!

Linda: Don't call me a whore! But I am one hell of a clam-licker!

by Eziquio C November 16, 2007

Clam Nugget

After a female wipes using poor quality toilet paper, the remaining bits of paper are known as Clam Nuggets.

"I was gonna eat out this girl but when I got down there, she had Clam Nuggets!"

by Bobel Berlger December 9, 2008

bearded clam

a wild and hairy vagina

Kayla has vowed to have a bearded clam until she gets laid again.

by feathersofanarrow February 25, 2011

Clam-Jam

(noun)the female equivalent of a Cock-Block; a person who interferes with a woman's chance of getting laid, lucky, or boned; generally the "ugly friend" or "previously rejected."
(verb) to block a female from getting sex.
also Clam-Jammy (adj) describing a person with nookie blocking qualities, who may pose a threat to other men-seeking women.

"Jane, you are a bitter Clam-Jam! That guy was incredibly hot, and now he's gone!"
"That Clam-Jam may be five-foot-ten, but I have the Kama Sutra memorized and he'll never know."
"I am going to Clam-Jam Samantha, because that nasty wench spilled my drink and flirted with my boyfriend."
"There is a very Clam-Jammy cougar leaning at the bar, and I'd like to cut off her stilettos with a nail file."

by Colleen E. January 12, 2008

Clam crush

Adj: The female version of a bromance.

Sally and Jane totally have a clam crush going on right now.

by Ohyea! September 19, 2009