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Cigarette Boner

What somebody has when they forget about ashing their cigarette and it is abnormally shlong.
Dude, look at Jonny's cigarette boner. That stoner better not ash on my couch again.
by Bonerheros August 23, 2010
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cigarette

The reason why your friends and family lost some respect for you. Also the reason why your teeth and spit are yellow and black and your dick is going limp after a few minutes of sex.
guy - *lights a cigarette in the elevator*
old woman - *cough* ahem
guy - lady i apparently don't care about my own health, what makes you think i'll give a shit about yours?
by pnguyen January 6, 2008
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cigarfer

describes the furry tongue you experience the morning after smoking one or more cigars

-can also be used as an insult
my tongue is cigarfer...
I have one of those cigarfers this morning..
ha, ha, ha you stink, you cirgarfer!
by Laur_Ski March 12, 2008
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Chigatas

A word lebonese wanksta's use at most commonly High Schools and other common social places, It resembles "Ciggarettes".
Lebo: Got any chigatas cuz?
Nerd: No I'm sorry! Don't kill me!
by Tacoman1337 August 4, 2009
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cigaroute

a route used by car or foot to smoke a cigarette in just the amount of time taken to smoke said cigarette
I could really go for a cigarette, but there's no need to leave.

C'mon we'll go take the cigaroute real quick.
by meeeehmmmeeeehh February 19, 2011
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Cigajuana

A blunt that contains tobacco and marijuana
Jesus I told you not to mix in tobacco I don't want to smoke no damn cigajuana!!!!!!!!!!!
by Blunt Whisperer January 18, 2013
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cigarette dick

The unfortunate smelly product of receiving oral sex from a smoker.
1: Hey man, I heard you hooked up with that chick from the bar last night.
2: Nah, just a blowie... but she smoked so many camels I got a nasty case of cigarette dick.
by Mudbrother November 23, 2015
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