chili dog 

When a man proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse (of the anal variety) with a woman or another man and while performing this act the man or woman defecates on the mans penis. The defecating man or woman then proceeds to eat the feces of of the mans penis, similar to that of eating the chili off of a chili dog. The penis is the hotdog, the buns are the buttocks of the recieving man or woman, and the feces are the chili.

Franks said his penis smelled like shit for three days after sally gave him the "chili dog."

chili dog by james the barbarian July 13, 2009

Chili Cheese Dog

A Homosexual Position that occurs during threesomes one gentlemen bends over while another gentlemen lays down his penis on top of the other gentlemen's anus and the third gentlemen pours hot chili all over the second gentlemen's erected penis then licks it off.

Brad just bought some chili for tonight who is going to be the hotdog this time because i really want a good Chili Cheese Dog tonight!

Chili Cheese Dog by OD3N April 6, 2011

chili dog 

During spooning, the act of the spoonee farting on the phallus of the spooner. Considered particularly embarrassing if performed by a vegan.

Person 1: I was spooning a girl last night when she gave me a chili dog!
Person 2: Awesome! Was she a blonde chick from Pennsylvania?
Person 1: How'd you know!
Person 2: She did it to me last week! I was totally awkward turtle.

chili dog by Wacky Turtle July 20, 2008

chili bowl 

1. a football
2. any football game

"Hey Sean, did you see Andrew Luck throw that chili bowl in the chili bowl the other day?"

chili bowl by The Chili Bandit February 3, 2012

chili dawg 

a hottie wit a red hat on

check out dat chili dawg on da lef

chili dawg by marvin melrose May 9, 2003

chili miner 

To be stuck in a building of some sort, either against your will or sheer laziness.

dude1: hey man you wanna go smash the clubs tonight?

dude2: nah man im just not wanting to go out tonight.

dude1: bro you been inside this house the past 8 days, you need to stop being a goddamn chili miner!

chili miner by CAGHIO October 19, 2010

Chili Slam

A charitable event.

Food (usually) chili is prepared and sold to make money for a charity. The Archduke of Austria Franz Ferdinand created the concept of the modern day Chili Slam in an effort to benefit the misplaced peoples of Yugoslavia. Sadly he was killed in Sarajevo on his way to host a major Chili Slam. A Chili Slam is usually hyped with such taglines as “Eat Chili for charity” and “Stuff a Bowl in your Hole”.

chili slam

Chili Slam by JaJet November 21, 2010