crusty carrot

A man with a dirty penis.

Friend: so did you guys have sex?
Girl: Ewww no he had a dirty penis... He is just a crusty carrot I felt bad for.

by ThatChyGirl April 9, 2016

plant a carrot

When a guido is so drunk he falls asleep inside of the trashy woman he is fornicating

"Ay, Vinny, why don't you slow down, you look like you might plant a carrot."

by BoomBangBonk November 1, 2013

I’m a Carrot

Something a cool person says.

Cool Person: Hey bro I’m a fuckin carrot.

In this scenario the cool person says I’m a carrot

by Goat Crap October 31, 2020

Bobbing for carrots

To try to suck your own dick

Ellie: Oh my God! I just walked in on my little brother bobbing for carrots! So Gross!

by Sirevkoesbouwfjsqeo August 9, 2019

Pittsburgh Carrot

When you get a little carried away and spray tan you penis, fuck a girl in the ass, then have her suck you off.

She wasn't scared about the spray tan that ran too low? Na, gave her that Pittsburgh Carrot. Made it a lot easier to cover the rust on my dick when I gave her ATM.

by Boltesian October 7, 2015

stromboiled carrots

It is when you take stromboli, you take some strongly boiled carrots, and then you laugh very very hard on the floor under a blanket.

"Oh man! These are some goos stromboiled carrots!" said Joe enthusiastically

by Julian Fairchild February 19, 2017

yellow carrot

When a man uses honey as lube for his penis, which makes it very easy to dock with another man.

two men are trying to dock one another, and they dont have enough juices. so one man shoves his throbbing cock into a jar of honey and uses i as lube! thus being a yellow carrot

by the urban jew December 17, 2016