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Alabama Bullshit

"I told my sister I didn't sleep with my cousin, but I was inside her at the time."
"Dude, that's an Alabama Bullshit."
by Nyoomanator July 16, 2021
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Bullshit Police

A fictional police force for those who bullshit.
George: "I'm totally gonna fail this exam"
Peter: "Someone call 911 and call in the Bullshit Police"
by bspigs November 2, 2013
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Bullshit Shit

The worst insult you can give anything.
Rick and Morty are freaking bullshit shit and the other one's the important shit shitster on the shit block of cheese in the morning.
by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019
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Educated Bullshit

The information you put in an essay the day before it's due that doesn't have any revelance to your topic whatsoever; its only purpose is take take up space.
Steve:Hey Jim, what did you get on you history essay?
Jim: I got an 80. What did you get?
Steve: I got a 100.
Jim: How?!?!?
Steve: I don't know because it was filled with educated bullshit about the Reagan Administration.
by Lostnflight October 3, 2012
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sans the bullshit

like everything thats good about something without all the BS
like working with a company that has no red tape or bureaucracy where they actually get things done and enjoy doing it. someone might say, this tech company is just like Google, sans the bullshit
by borneready February 12, 2018
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The Madden Bullshit

When your Playing madden. Especially madden mobile. And the CPU absolutley destroys you no matter what coverage you go into, What plays you pick and how much better your team is than theirs is. The A.I. Wipes out your team and upsets you by throwing complete hail mary's and play actions all day, meanwhile your running back only get 2-3 yards a play, Your passes get swatted and picked off nearly every time. You get sacked as if your o line is non existent, and your defense lets their running back right go through the gaps.
Greg: I was playing Madden yesterday and my Cowboys got wrecked 10-24 by the lions some how.

Liam: What can I say that's The Madden Bullshit!
Greg: God, I need to get rid of this game!
by Anonymousgamer21 November 17, 2021
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Big bullshit

Used to describe a situation which is not in line with the expectations of the recipient and is overall unfavorable.

Typically a phrase exchanged by parties who happen to have grabbed the "short end of the stick" (see definition). Also see: "nonsense".
Person 1: Dude, Gamestop's stock dropped by like 40% yesterday.

Person 2: That's big bullshit.

Person 1: I know right
by RichardCheese7ps February 9, 2021
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