Broad

An offensive word for a woman. But it's better than cunt or bitch or hoe or whatever other word bitter bastards call the women they can't get with.

Yo man, your mother is a broad. No wait she's a filthy cunt who 3 guys ass raped last night. Kind of like what your dad did to you when you were 7.

by u suk u idiot August 25, 2006

Broad

A respectful and polite way to call a female.

Diana: "We should all go over there.."

Jim: "You're a Broad."

by Jimmy2Timez October 22, 2010

Boovation

A loud chorus of booing
The opposite of a standing ovation

It was such a terrible performance, he got a standing boovation.

by JellyBean 93 January 31, 2009

Broadside7777

The act of being extremely skilled in every shooter game but raging upon death; the act of being friends with a furfag; the act of being extremely skilled at nearly every strategy game, yet completely unable to see a tank the size of a city block sneaking up on it's base;

Wow that Broadside7777 just went 34-3 and is still crying about me

by Rammsteinxsf July 11, 2010

Eton Broadsides

As every schoolboy knows, the game of Broadsides originated in the bedrooms of Eton. The inventor's name and the date of invention are both sadly lost to history, but school disciplinary records include references to the game as far back as 1820.
The term 'Eton Broadsides' refers to a particular set of rules for the game, which differ from the standard IFBP rules in that extra points may be scored by shots that hit specified parts of the court ('bedposts'). They are not widely played outside Eton (and a select few other English public schools) since they require a court built to exacting specifications.

His background in Eton Broadsides lets him approach shots from a completely different angle, making him a formidable opponent.

by Rick O'Shay February 12, 2004

Online bravado

Displaying courage online due to anonymity or because the odds of negative consequences are lower.

Susan: I was chatting with this guy I just met online and we were discussing all kinds of things that I would never talk about in person with someone I barely know. I think I may be in love

Jenny: Oh Susan, wait until you actually meet him, that was probably just online bravado.

by abramj123 August 15, 2010

Broad

A woman who is very difficult to respect. Usually wears very tacky clothing (fake fur, sequence dresses...etc) and reaks of cheap perfume. Widely known for being easy in the sack. Usually only ends up dating a sausage.

Mitch: Who are you texting over there?

Saul: That broad I just met at the bar. She totally wanted my nuts.

Mitch: Are you kidding me? She went home with that sausage Brutis.

Saul: Jesus.

by DJ THOMPSON - KING OF KINGSTON February 4, 2009