Farmer’s Breakfast

When you wake her up, plow every hole and plant your seed deep in each one.

Sorry I’m late today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning.

Rachel has to be sore today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning. She was still dripping seed when I left.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Well balanced breakfast

Another term for steroids/juicing. Term often said in baseball.

Henry: did you hear that Nelson Cruz admitted to eating well balanced breakfasts his 2013 season?
Maurice: Yeah I could tell he got a lot bigger

by ZuiyOTF47 July 23, 2022

breakfassert

Breakfassert is when your first waking meal is something super sugary like cereal, pancakes/waffles drenched in syrup, pop tarts, cake, donuts, etc. It contrasts with regular breakfast, which is supposed to be an actual, savory, filling, nutritious meal to kickstart your day.

The word is a portmanteau of breakfast and dessert. It is pronounced "brek-fuh-zert".

Really? You’re eating a Nutella-Eggo sandwich for breakfast? No, that’s not breakfast...that’s breakfassert.

by Just Some Girl with a Mustache September 29, 2020

breakfast saussage

A blowjob before you've gotten out of bed in the morning.

I rolled over in the warm patch formed on the bed from the crack of light streaming in from the eastern window and asked her, in my sweetest voice, if she wanted some breakfast saussage...

by the original wolfy November 8, 2006

Breakfast of Champions

A makeshift breakfast consisting of an energy drink of ones preference, and a piece of junk food (i.e. chips, candy, donut, etc.)

I was starving before I had to get to an early meeting so I stopped at the Am Pm to grab a Breakfast of Champions

by The-V June 29, 2015

breakfast log

An early morning solid poo. Long and in one piece.

I have just finished having a breakfast log

by Solo Echo February 14, 2018

Stink Breakfast

To go directly out for food right after a party early in the morning.
To wake up in your clothes and going out for food without showering or doing other hygiene activities. Participants may sometimes smell of alcohol from the night before or B.O. from not bathing in many hours.

Yo, after the party just crash at my house so we can go out for stink breakfast.

by Corbon Deoxide June 3, 2008