Russian breakfast

drinking vodka with your cereal of choice

"dude i got hammered of my Russian breakfast, I had fruit-loops."

by loco30k February 10, 2015

Laotian Breakfast

When your girl is giving you a handy, and straight up Hulk grabs your cock and squeezes until the head turns purple.

“Aye Dog, I’m walking with a limp after that Laotian breakfast my girl gave me this morning.”

by Brown Lightning June 18, 2019

Swedish hooker breakfast

Noun/ Verb .: The act of consuming Gevalia brand cappuccino coffee, and a cigarette of any brand in the place of a healthy and nutritious breakfast.

Guy 1: Hey, Hans, do you wanna hit up Wally Waffle for some hearty breakfast?

Guy 2: Nein, ich hatte schon eine Swedish Hooker Breakfast...

Guy 1: Way to go for a healthy breakfast you slutty European fruitcake. Are you trying to piss off Tony the Tiger?

by Cryzak October 13, 2013

german breakfast

a quick efficient morning ritual involving fucking, smoking a cigarette, and drinking coffee.

I was in a hurry and very horny this morning so i had to have myself a german breakfast.

by germanwhore March 7, 2010

brakestand

The art of applying the brake and then the gas, then letting the tires tear to pieces on the pavement. Preferablly elligible in vehicles with rear wheel drive and V8 engines. Some V6's however are capable, even 4 cylinders, but don't watch those, because they are bad for your health.

"Do a BrakeStand!"
"OK!"
SPurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt.....POP!!!
That would be a Healthy Brakestand.

by Steven Blew June 22, 2004

continental breakfast

n.

1. A small breakfast consisting of coffee and a roll or bran muffin, named so not for continental airlines (as popularly believed), but rather, because coffee coupled with a bran muffin tend to make one have to defecate, close to the point of <i>incontinence</i>.

The continental breakfast they offered really made me have to crap.

by Sommy September 8, 2004

breakfast

A meal that is usually served in the morning.

Let's go to IHOP (International House of Pancakes) for breakfast today!

by Kyle May 17, 2003