Boonenia

the desire to fuck up young, steal boyfriends, and set men up for failure. runs in families, usually genetic. be careful, can be contagious among close friends.

Those girls need psychiatric help. I think they have Boonenia.

by karmaskeeperbetch June 22, 2011

Bone melter

Any situation or person that would end an erection quickly. Picturing your grandmother naked is the original bone melter.

Man 1: "That girl is so ugly she could make a strap-on go limp"
Man 2: "Yeah, she's a real bone melter"

by Paul Dick March 16, 2008

Bonedang

When a guy is doing a girl and just as he is abut to come, he pulls out and sticks it into her bum and shoots his load.

I love it when I get to bonedang her and don't end up on the couch for a month.

Then I bonedanged her and she kicked me in the balls.

by dreadwench December 11, 2010

Bone yogurt

Male ejaculate

The bitch was lactose intolerant so I couldn't give her any bone yogurt.

by Mcfeeley July 13, 2011

Bone Jank

The accidental process of fucking a woman in her vagina, then pulling it out too far, later to miss and slam your dick into her taint, shattering your cartilage.

As Sandy reached for the nuts and shifted, Spongebob experienced the worst bone jank of his lifetime, fracturing his spatula, and he only cried for 20 minutes.

by Amateur Sharp Shooter May 17, 2013

Bone Wand

1. A wand made of bone.

2. Another term for an erect penis.

Guy 1: Is that hot seaman all over the floor?

Guy 2: Um...yeah, no sweat, I was just in here casting some spells with my bone wand.

by benevident January 14, 2014

bone appetit

Bone appetit means to get oral sex. Not to be confused with bon appetit, bone appetit was used in hi-five by gucci mane. He said: Put my bone in her mouth, told her bon appetit

At the hotel my bitch wanted to have bone appetit for dinner

by Tippednean March 6, 2017