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boobertunities

optimal boob and or breast gazing/ogling opportunities
"Dude you you should come to the pool with me, there will be ample boobertunities."
by manny-katles-jojojo September 27, 2010
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Boomerang Insult

1.) A type of insult that unexpectedly hurls itself back upon its foolish owner and blasts his/her ego into tiny shards of humility and disgrace.

2.) The boomerang "Insult" used by the 18th century Australian aborigine Chief Brucedingo to physically attack, rather than verbally assail, rapscallions.
1.) Brother 1: "You're mother's so stupid, she called you a son of a bitch!"
Brother 2: "You dick-brain, we have the same mom."

2.) Guy 1: "If you were twice as smart as I am, you'd still be stupid."
Guy 2: "..... You're a fucking idiot.. Use that tiny brain of yours better before you hurl another Boomerang Insult."

3.) Idiot: "You’re so stupid you tried to put alphabet soup in alphabetical order!"
Sage: "Yeah. It worked."
Idiot: "..."
Sage: "Sigh, another Boomerang Insult from you today. Well done!"

4.) Rapscallion: "Strewth! That fuckeroo just hit me noggin with a boom-er-ang!"
Aussie: "Consider yourself lucky mate. That was the legendary Brucedingo!"
by aeop June 29, 2011
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Boomer Remover

Alias for the novel corona virus aka Covid-19 aka the Wuhan Wipeout aka the Italian Influenza
Quarantine the retirement home, gotta keep granny safe from the boomer remover.
by Himalayan Salt Lamp March 15, 2020
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Grundle Bomber

1)The act of landing an extremely devastating Martial arts blow to another person's Grundle, through one of several methods:
1a)Launching a person into the air, through a well-placed kick, or uppercut, and then positioning yourself underneath them, squatting, sitting or in crab-walk position, with one knee fixed firmly upright, so that the recipient lands their Grundle directly on your knee.
1b)(also known as "Grundle Bomber - Jackhammer style") A grappling move, in which the one who performs the Grundle Bomber launches into the air with the recipient, turns them upside down, holds the recipient's Ankles, and places their foot(s) or knee(s) on the person's Grundle. This will cause them to land perpindicular to the ground on their head, while the one who is giving the Grundle Bomber lands with their foot(s) or knee(s) on the recipient's grundle, usually causing the recipient to split in half.

2)Placing an explosive device in the pants or underwear of the recipient, in the grundle area, and causing it to detonate while they are being worn. Can be used in conjunction with definition 1.

3)Using one's Grundle to physically attack, As seen in the Jumping/butt-slam move in the popular video game "Street Fighter 2" by E. Honda.

When referring to the action, or the person performing the action it is still referred to as "Grundle Bomber". The "er" suffix is only removed when the tense is changed.
Jon:"Dude I just got Grundle Bombed."
Declan:"Who gave you the Grundle Bomber?"
Jon:"It was that Damn giant Robot."
Declan:"Oh yeah, I know that guy, he's SUCH a freaking Grundle Bomber."
Jon:"Yeah, tell me about it"
Declan: "He would give his Grandmother a Grundle bomber if he wanted to, he doesnt even care."
by jonxor March 4, 2008
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boomer (s)

Alien beings born between 1946-1964. Sent here from Mars to bring us horrible music, food and culture. They fall into two categories a)Hippie Boomer b)Republican Boomer.(See below) Gave birth to Gen Xers and Y's. They are either desperately trying to hang onto their jobs or looking to retire and send boring emails to their kids.

Hippie Boomer- Smoked weed, did LSD, protested vietnam, usually anti-republican. Now running many corporations and holding most teaching positions in colleges and universities. Overated view of self and relevance to history. Drives an SUV or Volvo.

Republican Boomer- Hopes to preserve the 1950's against hippie boomer leftism. Generally mildly racist and the parent of at least one gay child. Tends to focus on money and politics more than art and music. Drives an SUV or pickup truck.
Mary: Hey, hows it going?
Julie: I found out my parents are Baby Boomers.
Mary: I'm so sorry.
by Melizza September 19, 2005
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Bomber

A joint rolled using king size pappers and packed to the absolute limit.

A absolutly massive joint.

this is NOT the same as blunt
bob: Man, i wanna get baked right now, but im dry
Bill: Dont worry man, i got a bomber back at my place, Well be high all night long!
by TheEGster February 15, 2009
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neo boomer

A person from a younger generation who is a boomer at heart.
They share the same political views and impact font memes as your average conservative baby boomer.
Typically they're fucking annoying and would blow cock for a MAGA hat.
You will find them lurking on nearly every popular twitter thread typing some dumb shit about white oppression, sjws, & blowing cock.
If they're under the age of 40 & have an American flag in their username, chances are they're a Neo Boomer.
Charlie Kirk & Ben Shapiro are filthy fucking Neo Boomers.
by damnbrodie June 12, 2018
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