free booger

An act of giving free blowjobs to men at no charge

Andy : YOOOO I could really use a free booger right now
Girl : Sure lets go

by goldenponyboy August 14, 2020

Impossible Booger

when you go to pick your booger but your finger accidentally pushes it back too far.

Me: Tyrene, why is your finger all dirty?
Tyrene: cause I just spent five minutes with an impossible booger

Me: Heather you’ve had your finger in your nose for five minutes.
Heather: can’t help it Don, I have an impossible booger that rolled out of reach

Me: mom go get your tweezers! I’ve got an impossible booger
Mom: the long ones?
Me: yea

by Jurmy February 09, 2020

Lung Booger

When you cough up something that could have come out of your nose.

"Your Lung Booger landed on my phone and dialled your Mom, as her number was on my screen, because we spoke recently. I can see from the call history that she heard most of it, but I am not sure if she hung up before or after the Goat.

by Mun Ki Tron December 25, 2018

booger bandana

A handkerchief that is used to blow your nose-synonymous with snotrag. The handkerchief may also be used to wipe sweat from your brow or used to hold something dirty. It is a useful tool, but handle someone elses bandana at your own risk. snotrag, snot rag, booger, snot, runny nose, sweat, fear dew, handkerchief, bandana, rag, sweat rag, do-rag

I hate wearing these shorts because the pockets are shallow and my booger bandana sticks out of my back pocket.

by joecoolthefool March 02, 2016

Booger Hooker

A sex worker who deals specifically with fetishes of the nose. This can include urethral insertion, or any other sexual gratification dealing with the nose/snot.

Did you see Bert last night?
Yup, that fat ass was nose deep in his booger hooker.
Oof.

by DJ Dad Mouth July 04, 2019

Covid Booger

The thick white mucus and associated boogers people that hang around weeks after a Covid infection.

I kicked the Covid quickly, but the Covid Boogers are still hanging out in my nostrils.

by Buzz081421 August 17, 2021

ass boogers

Poop you see on your finger when you stick your finger in your butt and take it out.

Ass boogers are on my finger. It smells gross.

by feggbzherhare May 27, 2021