burberry ape

Unsophisticated person from the lower echelons of society. Taken from chavs or pikeys who commonly wear fake Burberry accessories in a poor British imitation of bling culture.

The native habitat of the burberry Ape is a city centre pub on the weekend. At kicking out time, he will migrate to the kebab van in order to perform a ritual mating display to slappers, whereby he gets in a pointless and utterly predictable fight with another Burberry Ape.

by Simon Dykes January 12, 2006

burberry

What you call plaid when you pay too much for it.

Ohh plaid interior. No its burberry

by bob saget March 26, 2004

bluederry

Bluederry is like Blue Balls... only smaller

I haven't been laid in 3 months! I a delicious bluederry between my legs. Wanna taste?

by Bluederry man January 5, 2018

Burberry

A checkered designer pattern that is rather nice.
Worn by Charvers and Football Hooligans.
But of course, not everyone who wears Burberry is either a Charver or a Football Hooligan.

It really isn't as bad as people think.

by Glittery Goddess June 27, 2004

burberry

the official cltohing supplier of NEDS

oh theres a ned wearing burberry wot a surprise

by waaaay April 29, 2004

burberry

Urban camouflage for townies.Was popular for elderly women to wear in the 1950s. Anyone who wears it nowerdays is automatically recognisable as a complete and utter cunt
Often shortened to "Burb"

Townie 1: D'ya liyk mah burb cap?
Townie 2: Yeah, fuckin bling man
Human: Wear proper clothes you arse, not 1950's women's wear.
Townie 1 & 2: COME ON THEN!

by Parge December 14, 2004

Burberry

Usually worn by people who tend to use far too much cheap hair gel from market stalls, like to walk around in hoods to conceal their faces and/or knifes/guns/bats/maize and football hooligans. It is a nasty, awful look checkered type shit thing. Until recently only little poodles and yorkshire terriers would be forced to look so shameful. Also the name of an overly priced perfume that only people who have so much money that they don't mind smelling of shit as long as it's designer.
It is a very, very rare occurance that anyone can pull Burberry clothing off.

Oooo. His well 'ard he is head to toe in Burberry.
Mam you ain't washed me Burberry scarf!! *Pulls out bat, concealed in Burberry trousers*

by Deluded April 13, 2004