blanking

When you get high off of helium balloons.

Dude,last night I was blanking so much I passed out!

by Snow_Ninja May 5, 2009

blinkin out

This happens when you pants get too short, either though too many times in the dryer or poor quality. A tribute to a favorite character from my youth, Blinky the clown and his trademark short pants.

My new jeans were perfect when I bought them, but now they are totally blinkin out. I can only wear them around the house.

by blouser53 February 23, 2010

Blinging The Bishop

The act of shaving and adorning the male member with glitter and jewels to improve its attractiveness.

John usually spent his Saturday afternoons blinging the bishop ready for an evening of mad debauchery...

by shane ye January 24, 2011

blorcking

The visual experience of randomly cycling colors in a psychedelically pleasing manor.

Sleep was impossible, with the hotel lights blorcking continuously, so I sat on a big comfy couch, and started making up shit on urban dictionary.

by Spishak August 2, 2014

Bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paid with the self loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by JohnnyJohnJohnsonJoBOOIIIIIIII April 20, 2018

bloinkiss

verb
when you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss vionka at the prom but when he went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee

by Rhettandlinkaskedmetodothis April 20, 2018

bloinkiss

/bloiNGk-kis/
verb
When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee has never healed from the bloinkiss.

by Adagiio April 20, 2018