Sausage blanket

A warm place to be in a penis wrapped in or around your pussy

Sally has a sausage blanket and it feels so warm and delicious

by Sausage blanket May 15, 2018

Miggs in a Blanket

Taylor Ham (pork roll) and peanut butter on a kaiser roll.

That fat f*** ordered ham and peanut butter for breakfast, he calls it Miggs in a Blanket.

by anonymous August 17, 2021

Blanket Window

A window that is covered by a blanket

Take off the blanket window, its dark in here.

by TheRandomWordMan May 25, 2021

Pig in a blanket

An undercover cop

Let’s bounce, I’m pretty sure there’s a pig in a blanket here.

by Bridget Awesome December 25, 2021

Smashed the Blanket

Intercourse, ie. The "smashing" of both parties blankets (pubes) together.

Person 1: Dude, Did you see how many times Schwendimann smashed the blanket last night?
Person 2: No, how many?
Person 1: None

by Glazier_Status September 28, 2015

blanket acrobat

When your blanket is messed up during the night and its impossible to find the long end

Person 1: 'i had a real blanket acrobat last night and it took ages to fix

Person 2: same, i hate it when that happens

by Robin hood1 January 23, 2022

huck the blankets

stealing the blankets from your partner

"OH no, you've hucked my blankets~!"
"FUCK YOU BLANKET HUCKER!"
"Don't huck the blankets"

by blanket hucker February 13, 2010