To eliminate the birthing of a potential child by pushing your wife/significant other down a flight of stairs while pregnant.
Leslie was carrying my child, but I gave her the ol' Jacksonville Birth Control last night so we should be good.
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Birth Control is the control of the Day of Birth of a child in order to get an intended Earthly effect.
The Earth will program the DNA depending on the day of birth. Deciding and ensuring which day that will be, other than the due date, is called Birth Control.
Each day nearest birth is one of 20 different types, also tones 1-13.
The Earth will program the DNA depending on the day of birth. Deciding and ensuring which day that will be, other than the due date, is called Birth Control.
Each day nearest birth is one of 20 different types, also tones 1-13.
Although we know the James is due on March 3rd, we had him on the Feb 27th, because the best result would be for us to control the birth event date verses it happening when it happens. Our birth control also included possibly delaying James arrival 4 days.
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Wow, sitting on that 12 hour flight with that baby crying nonstop was a birth control moment for me!
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