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birth control pants

These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.
Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”

Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”
by Bushbrotherbrady June 9, 2021
mugGet the birth control pantsmug.

birth-gate

referring to children who are born as a result of two concentring adults having an illicit affair without anyone knowing until the child's visual appearance obviously doesn't resemble the married partner,
No one refers to let alone speaks of the birth-gate surrounding his paternity questions.
by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... May 28, 2025
mugGet the birth-gatemug.

Birth control

You are not being gaslit, lied to, and ignored you stupid Ben Shapiro looking bitch. I am.
Hym "You are not being gaslit about birth control you piece of shit. We are not the same. We are not alike. We are not comparable. You are not too good to fuck me."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
mugGet the Birth controlmug.

Dry birth

When you give birth but the water never breaks
I got all these carpet burns because I was a dry birth baby
by pepsi puppy December 12, 2020
mugGet the Dry birthmug.

anti-birth

That chick I've been hooking up with forgot to take her anti-birth and now she says she's pregnant.
by escapedconvict March 14, 2012
mugGet the anti-birthmug.

Turkish Multi-Birth

When a pregnant woman gives birth, and loves the feeling of it so much that they insist on it being forcefully shoved back inside the vagina to give birth again.
Why is your head shaped like that?
Because my mom performed a Turkish Multi-Birth!
by Dr. Tip June 2, 2024
mugGet the Turkish Multi-Birthmug.

New England Water Birth

A New England Water Birth is what it’s called when you poop in the bath to get rid of a parasite.
“Dude I think that food gave me a worm”
“You gotta have a New England Water Birth
by Schlembo McMurray September 30, 2021
mugGet the New England Water Birthmug.

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