These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.
Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”
Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”
Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”
by Bushbrotherbrady June 9, 2021

referring to children who are born as a result of two concentring adults having an illicit affair without anyone knowing until the child's visual appearance obviously doesn't resemble the married partner,
by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... May 28, 2025

Hym "You are not being gaslit about birth control you piece of shit. We are not the same. We are not alike. We are not comparable. You are not too good to fuck me."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

by pepsi puppy December 12, 2020

Slang for contraception
by escapedconvict March 14, 2012

When a pregnant woman gives birth, and loves the feeling of it so much that they insist on it being forcefully shoved back inside the vagina to give birth again.
by Dr. Tip June 2, 2024

by Schlembo McMurray September 30, 2021
