carpet beetle

what happens when ladies get crabs

this girl wanted to get off but i didnt have a condom on me and i didnt want to go raw dog bc i was sure she had some carpet beetles.

by the lousyacrobat March 23, 2010

The Beetle

You're doing doggy on a chick and when she backs up on you, you balance your forearm on her back for a little support. Then when you're thrusting you perform 'The Beetle', here you slither a nice lick of your middle 3 fingers (Index, Middle, Ring Finger). Now that you have some nice traction on your fingers you wind up with a fat smack across the ass, this guarantees a ripping connection every time!

"Dude it was crazy I full Beetled her"
"What the fuck man, you gave her the Beetle"

by BeamingRappa May 26, 2019

beethoven

When cumming in a girl's ear while she's sleeping and it hardens, and she wakes up and she thinks she's deaf.

I totally beethovened this girl after she passed out last night.

by the_grimace December 10, 2006

beet

something that is gross, or discusting.

That pile of crap is beet.
The gas station bathroom is beet.

by XD_YourMom_XD July 28, 2006

Dog eating beetroot

performing cunnilingus on a woman during her period

Would you go down on your girl during her period? Hell yeah, I'd be there like a dog eating beetroot!

by scotbynature October 7, 2016

beeteedoubleyew

Over-exaggerated IM version of the classic text-friendly btw (by the way), normally used with sarcasm.

John: yeah, kinda told her you wouldn't mind doubledating with her friend tonight.
Duke: hot?
John: fat.
Duke: beeteedoubleyew, I h8 u.

by DukePerino November 25, 2007

beetling

The act of curling up and lying on your back, just like a flipped over beetle. Sometimes tricky to get back up

'what you doing?'
'beetling...'
'why?'
'mad hangover!'

by barry manihigh January 20, 2013