Batman

The verb equivalent of the superhero, i.e. to do as he does, to dress up as the caped crusader and beat the shit out of wrong do-ers

I swear to God if GAME and Santander don't start cooperating over the clusterfuck that was once my Arkham City Preorder, I'm gonna sew a costume, find where they ALL live, and Batman the fuck out of all of them!!

by Chevey0 October 21, 2011

Batman

worlds greatest super hero, protector of gotham, legend world wide.

see also Joel

Batman will save you gotham!

by batjoel January 2, 2013

Batman

-Batman is a DC comics super hero and quite possibly the most badass thing ever created.

-Batman has several movies and games such as "The Dark Night" and "Batman Arkham City".

-Batman's real identity is Bruce Wayne. A billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

Friend- "Dude, wanna watch a movie"

Me- "No, i'm playing COD"

Friend- "I rented Batman The Dark Night"

Me- "HELL YEA. I'll get the popcorn and soda"

by rage'n'dane January 15, 2013

Batman Relationship

where one person lurks in the shadows with their true identity known to only a few close friends of the other. This could be because the 'batman' is someone on the side, below the class of whom they are dating ie, when someone is "slumming" or because of fear of judgment by friends. A man or woman can be the batman.
Indication that you are in a Batman relationship include not going out in public together but rather spending time alone together, not meeting friends or family of the person you are seeing, random communication usually via text and not phone, the other person not wanting to join you when you do group activities with your friends, etc.

I think Suzy is in a Batman Relationship, she's having trouble in her marriage, but doesn't seem to be very unhappy.

by Obscure Sarcasm May 6, 2016

Batman Cheese

The pure essence of crime in your asshole that needs beating

Yusuke: "Dude your attitude has been bad lately... Do you have a bad case of Batman Cheese?"
Kuwabara: "I don't even know anymore, man."

by Density;) December 5, 2016

BATMN

“Blew Air Through My Nose”

It’s what you actually do when you are sent a meme or jokes that is remotely funny.

Friend 1- What happens when you eat aluminum foil? ..... You sheet metal!
Friend 2- wow BATMN😂

by Crab cakes June 30, 2019

masterful bation

Masterful bation is masturbation which displays creativity and expertise.

When Cyril shot his wad through a flaming hoop ten feet away, Claudia was totally impressed with his masterful bation.

They were wed soon after.

by scodder May 9, 2010