batting 100

Batting 100 is when you are NOT doing perfectly, and so you are "Batting 100" as in baseball, where you would be batting 1000. Life isn't baseball, get over it, its just a metaphor.

"Man, I can't get anyone to bring me sushi.. I'm batting 100 today!"

by Corrin McCallen June 30, 2008

Pink Bat

Oversized, typically meaty, lips of a woman's cockpit. Said to hang down like little pink bats from the pelvic area.

Damn jose, look at the pink bat on that skank.

by Stroq July 31, 2006

Bats in the Cave

When I was growing up: "Bats in the Cave" is when you spread a guy's shitter so you can buttfuck him but he's got a load of black dingleberries hangin' from his asshairs.

I was about to do damage to Pete's anus, but damn that dude had about a hundred hangers jangling in the wind: Bats in the Cave, dude. STANK.

by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing August 26, 2008

Rouge the Bat

Government spy in Sonic the Hedgehog. Seems to have a grudge against Knuckles.

Gliding seems like an appropriate ability for Rouge the Bat.

by Light Joker March 14, 2004

bat wing

When a male's ball sack is stretched in such a fashion that causes it to resemble a bat wing.

The image of Tom's bat wing was forever embedded in the mind of each unfortunate onlooker.

by pod6isblowedup June 1, 2006

The Bat-Cannon

Something which is awsome, or amazing. A synonym for "The Shit"

Dude, when I had that threesome last night; that shit was the bat-cannon

by MEATY-P June 10, 2005

BAT BOY

someone who is so pathetic he cant even get to first base}

that guy has no luck with women, hes still a bat boy

by Brian J October 10, 2004