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crap basket 

A Christmas package/hamper containing useless food items, usually from the Dollar store.
Here we go again, another crap basket from my mother-in-law. Merry frickin' Christmas.
crap basket by hambuggafixa' January 28, 2006

Vietnamese Fuck Basket

A sexual contraption resembling a swing with straps, the woman is secured to it in a spread-eagle position. This enables the man an increased range of motion and positions during sexual intercourse, as well the weight support provided by the Basket itself. The term is derived from a crude verson of the Basket--it may have possibly been invented in Vietnam, but adding on the "Vietnamese" to the term just makes it sound funnier.
I put her in the Vietnamese Fuck Basket the other night, I railed her into utopia in that fucking thing.

One time I fucked her so hard in that Vietnamese Fuck Basket that the swing fell out of the cieling, and my cock just tore into her ass. Anal, baby...anal.
Vietnamese Fuck Basket by JJJ September 11, 2005

Shit Basket 

1. The opposite of a gift basket. A basket of crappy gifts that nobody wants.

2. In fantasy football, it refers to a quality for quantity trade. One player offers multiple crappy players for a quality one.
1. I put 50 dollar into that raffle and ended up winning a shit basket.

2. Listen to this shit basket that JD offered me! He offered Hassleback, Avant, and Spiller for Chris Johnson. I'd never accept that shit!
Shit Basket by CowboyDebop December 10, 2010

turkey basket

the act of putting your cock and balls between your legs and bending over to show someone. you then shake up and down or side to side to show the world your balls, dick and asshole. popularly performed out of a window of a moving car.
man i showed alex's mom my turkey basket last night and she was so impressed by it that she blew me...then i abe lincoln'd that ho.
turkey basket by barrak obama November 14, 2007

Pube Basket 

Hand woven from one's grown out pubic hairs or from hair donated to 'Curls of Care'. They are hand woven for home decor and can be gifted as a fruit basket. Typically, fruit filled pube baskets are given on one's wedding day as an insult. On the rare occasion, one may receive a fruit filled pube basket the day of their funeral.
I'm going to give you a hand woven pube basket, on yo' wedding day.

Slut basket

A douche that is usually seen with too many women at a time.
One who carries many luts on their arm.
One who dates too many women at a time.

- Can alao be used as a compliment for being highly attractive.
Person 1: Dude, Jimmy is a fucking slut basket.
Person 2: But did you see the girls? They were hot, man.
Person 3: Pimp slut basket. 'Nuff said.