barkitect

An architect who designs luxury doghouses.

My barkitect designed a doghouse for my French Bulldog, which included tile flooring, hand-painted wallcoverings and a replica of a fireplace with a painting of my dog over the mantel.

by earlysnowdrop June 30, 2012

Baking Party

When a group of friends all go to someones house and each person brings a few dank bowls each and they just get toasted while playing board games and fun shit.

Baking party at my house on Friday ya'll. Don't forget your utensils and bowls!

by loeudocia September 23, 2013

baking salad

The act of being completely stoned and having sex. With a cabbage.

I was baking salad so hard last night, I'm still pulling cabbage leaves in my vagina

by NotAButtRapist October 13, 2013

baskin throbbins

the act of performing fellatio whilst simultaneously eating ice cream

Guy 1: "Raquel gave me ice cream for my birthday which I thought was weird, but then she surprised me with a baskin throbbins."
Guy 2: "That's amazing!"

by ieatjenga February 12, 2015

bartini

Created in Houston, TX by King_Bartini in the late 1990s, when he ran out of barre. Properly prepared, a bag of jolly ranchers and 5-10 handlebars (xanax 2mg) are allowed to dissolve for a minimum of 24hrs in a 64 oz non-carbonated beverage. Must be poured over ice, and sipped slow; intensifies the taste. In expedited situations, a 20 oz (1 handlebar) may be shaken to receive a similar effect.

Got me a potent Bartini marinating for All-Star weekend. I dropped 10 in a 64 oz Cran-Cherry. It's gon go dyne!

by King_Bartini March 15, 2015

Baruins

Barillo and Ruins are the names of two of the most hated internet trolls in the world. Both are BOS (Ban on sight) and MOS (Mute on sight) on most online games. Baruins is the term for the ultimate evolution of an internet troll.

Troll: Fund me fagts

Person 1: Why are you doing this so early in the morning, go to school

Troll: Stfu you gay fk you just like to asslick everyone for money and popularity die irl

Person 1: Baruins, I hate you so much *logs out*

by Infamous Gangster June 27, 2015

Barbingle

Generic hockey term that can be used in any context.

"Fock boys I Barbingled this absolute dragon last night. It was ballistic!"

"Fockin rights boys that was a fockin beautician of a Barbingle right there!"

"Boys did you scope that glorious Barbingle? So much top ched its like a charcuterie board out here!"

by Dexter Wansel July 11, 2017