Hot Air Balloon

A Hot Air Balloon is a sexual act involving two partners. One partner, the "balloon", prepares for the act a day before by eating foods that contain high concentrations of fiber and dairy. For best results, the balloon should avoid defecation until the next day when the Hot Air Balloon is to be performed. When both partners are ready for the Hot Air Balloon, the balloon positions his/her anus directly above the other partner, or the "ballooner". The ballooner opens his/her mouth to take a full load of feces from the balloon. Without swallowing or spilling any of the (most likely very liquid) feces, the ballooner must then blow up the balloon. That is to say, he/she must blow the hot liquidy feces back into the balloon's ass.

1: "Taco Bell tonight?"
2: "Sure, just hold it in so we can Hot Air Balloon, tomorrow!"

by bootthescoot November 10, 2020

Barry Bee Baldson

A bald Barry Bee Benson known as

obislayer ImMutedfor90Days Slayerb

and someone who is a Bee and is bald with no hair

Barry Bee Baldson is such a dlown.
That guy is such a Barry Bee Baldson

by swagmlggamer01 June 24, 2021

blown out brown balloon knot

A loose asshole that loses elasticity after taking more than 7 inches in diameter of damage. From gay sex or anything else shoved in that hole. It will look like a pink sock if done correctly.

The Navy has the most men with blown out brown balloon knots.

by Shitshow1986 June 29, 2022

When the balloon goes up

The time during the doning of the condom.

Signifying that things were getting serious and action could occur soon.

Popularized use of observation balloons during the first World War. The sight of such a large balloon going up nearly always resulted in a barrage of juice/shells following soon after.

The expression was re-inforced during WW2 when the hoisting of barrage balloons was part of the preparations for an air-raid notifying the gunners it is safe to to open fire.

Chuck always gets excited when the balloon goes up.

I heard the ballon was going up over at your place the other day. Yeah, I heard that Xi put the balloon up quickly and Biden wasn't quite ready to take it.

President Biden when Xi's balloon went up:

"We’re Going to Take Care of It"

by That one dude..!@gh February 5, 2023

She floats through the room on a big balloon

You are probably high and need to burn the hell out of the drugs you’re on. She’s floating on her tits.

She floats through the room on a big balloon and it’s terrifying.

by Justtrynaeducate April 16, 2020

Balloon sword

A sword made out of modelling balloons, typically made by a magician, clown or someone who is otherwise skilled at balloon modelling.

The clown made a balloon sword amongst other balloon models at the children's party.

by punkyfish3000 August 23, 2016

balloon animals

1) Noun- used as a replacement for the word "condom." In doing this one can secretly suggest he needs or has condoms.

2) Verb- When one says they're "making" balloon animals, it means they are having or going to have sex. This is done to secretly suggest that one is having, going to, or had sex.

1) as a girl is sitting on his lap, a guy turns to his friend and asks; "bro, im definatly gunna need some balloon animals tonight...can you lend me some?" (Girl remains oblivious)

2) Guy asks his friend (in front of his parents), "What did you do last night?" Second Guy: "Ahh nothin, the girlfriend came over and i made some balloon animals. Even one time in the shower." (parents remain oblivious)

by [e-mail] August 17, 2006