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Backseat Bail

Sometimes referred to as a cum-and-run, a backseat bail is the act of having sex with a girl in the doggy-style position, finishing, and then running away before she turns around.
So I was fucking this chick last night, and as I sobered up I remembered she was ugly as fuck, so I grabbed my clothes and backseat bailed on her.
by Medway April 26, 2010
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backstabber

a friend who is your best friend for like a week and then finds some people who are cooler than you and likes them better than you. then she shares time between you and the other friends and decideds when thier gonna sit with you at lunch
alana found more popular friends and became a backstabber to her math club friends
by mushka midnight March 21, 2007
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backshit

a backshit is something that people do when your all fuked at a party and people start to say things that make no sence.
walking around a lampshade at 360 degrees the speed of light while riding an upside down elephant cascadeing through a torpedo's missonary.

BACKSHIT!
by shitnips April 5, 2010
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Backstabbing Shit Talker

Someone who talks shit about someone else to you, then goes to that person and talks shit about you.
Backstabbing shit talker creates drama about a common aquaintance to you, then creates drama with the common aquaintance about you.
by KFugg August 25, 2010
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Alabama Backsplash

Combination/variant of Cleveland Steamer, dump truck, rusty trombone, and Dirty Sanchez only filthier. During the act of intercourse, one parter deposits/sprays a significant amount of fecal matter directly on the head, face, neck, mouth, and possibly genitals of another or others.

Also known as the matter pushed out while working an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Origin: Southern United States.
She's so special to me, the Sanchez just wasn't enough. That's why she got the Alabama Backsplash. It was mother's day after all.
by Stoolio April 26, 2009
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Febreze Backshots

When the pussy is so foul smelling that you have to spray Febreze while giving backshots
Person 1: Hey man how the pussy last night with that girl you hooked up with?
Person 2: It was so bad I had to give her Febreze Backshots.
by hallow endings June 19, 2021
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backseat

part of the car where you go with your bitches
big backseats are just an excuse to bang fat chicks
by Zoobafoo March 11, 2003
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