jerry beads

Introduced in 2002 on Jerry Springer as a reward to audience members who expose their breasts on camera.

Also see Mardi Gras.

Fat chick: "Im gonna get me some Jerry Beads!"
*flashes tits*

Crowd: "YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!"

by 10010000101001 March 17, 2008

batson

(noun); a character of supreme imperial being who offers wisdom and warm cordiality to the worthy.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see His Royal Highness Batson yesterday?"
Person 2: "yeah, I learned some shit, dog."
Person 1: "Word."

by theteller November 2, 2008

chill your beans

Phrase to tell some one to calm down if getting angry or annoyed, or to tell someone to take a well needed break.
Often used even if the user is in the wrong.

Used a lot in my house when I was younger, and now greeted with puzzlement if I use it outside knowing people.

A: i do all the work around here, get off your arse!
B: Alright, alright, chill your beans.

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A:I've been working so hard today.
B:Take a break man, chill your beans.

by Roxy May 2, 2006

feed em beans

It means to lie and tell a bunch of bullshit to someone. Usually done around narks, snitches, dama hoes, and cops.

Michelle and her friends wanted to know why Bob owed me money, so instead of saying fuck off, I was polite and feed em beans.

by Jojwjwjejej December 29, 2013

cool your beans

calm down.....jam....

(someone shouts or is angry)oi....oi....cool your beans m8, cool your beans

by Bensoninho June 18, 2008

batsexual

A deep love of Batman, and those that also love Batman.

Regardless of sexual preference, all batsexuals are tolerant of each other, and when coming across a fellow batsexual, a series of "DUDE!"s and high-fives ensue.

Batsexuality can lead to many great friendships, or relationships.

1. When Hank and Charlie met at the party, it was awkward until they discovered they were both batsexuals. The rest of the night was spent arguing about who was a better Caped Crusader; George Clooney or Christian Bale.

2. The other night, I hosted a six hour long movie marathon with all of my batsexual friends.

by alexandralto August 18, 2011

Internet Bats

When your computer or laptop begins to malfunction whilst on the internet, rather by strange and unusual noises, popups, or just turning off. All the work of the dreaded Internet Bats.

Last night my computer got attacked by Internet Bats, my whole internet turned off.

by Adredi April 18, 2009