Packs of people of the asian persuasion. Can be found lurking in their natural habitat, collegiate libraries, on the first night of classes. Also at 2 am on a Friday night.
Often roam the stacks on horses, complete with handguns and/or machetes.
Watch out, theeeyy'lll getcha.
Often roam the stacks on horses, complete with handguns and/or machetes.
Watch out, theeeyy'lll getcha.
by bemz January 14, 2010
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The broads and blokes who perfected this art are notorious for breaking up with you so fast, you don't even know what happened...like the ripping off of a band-aid. This no-nonsense approach stings everytime, but it sure beats dancing around the issue for a few days.
You thought you were going to enjoy a lovely afternoon of sushi and sailing. Wrong. Before you can pull the chopsticks out, you realize your eyes are brimming with tears and then you hear, "Check please."
You thought you were going to enjoy a lovely afternoon of sushi and sailing. Wrong. Before you can pull the chopsticks out, you realize your eyes are brimming with tears and then you hear, "Check please."
Your Friend: Hey, why are you back so early? Weren't you supposed to go out for putt-putt golf and a movie?
You: Umm, that's what I thought. Instead, it was a band-aid break-up. Right before the 4th hole, she just spun around and told me she doesn't see a future for us.
Your Friend: Ouch. Wanna do some shots?
You: Umm, that's what I thought. Instead, it was a band-aid break-up. Right before the 4th hole, she just spun around and told me she doesn't see a future for us.
Your Friend: Ouch. Wanna do some shots?
by R. Rhys January 2, 2010
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Well, they don't call her the band mattress for nothin.
Well, they don't call her the band mattress for nothin.
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Get the band puberty mug.Funniest people alive. There are three types of band geeks- 1) the annoying band geeks- the kid who thinks he knows anything and everything when in reality, he's just a dumbass who sits in the back and figures out how to beat every brain puzzle known to man, 2) the completely dedicated band geek- the two or three kids that show up to fundraisers and all marching shows early, either because they have to, they want to, or they're overly-obsessed with the band and want to be drum major their senior year. The third type of band geek is the normal musical kid. These kids are the bomb-shnizzle-tits. They are completely normal outside ban most of the time, but they understand all the band jokes. You always want to be around these kids because they're so chill, and they make everyday better. They show up to all band functions and help along, and then they go home and do what normal people do. They don't make weird band references every five minutes and they know when a band reference is/isn't appropriate. They're the best people to hang out with.
*Band wanna-bes- the kids that brag about band when they're in it, and complain about the director if they get kicked out. They do dirty things in the back of the bus and make dirty band references all the time and don't understand music. Whores in band uniforms, basically. Do not consider them band geeks. They're a shame on all band geeks.
*Band wanna-bes- the kids that brag about band when they're in it, and complain about the director if they get kicked out. They do dirty things in the back of the bus and make dirty band references all the time and don't understand music. Whores in band uniforms, basically. Do not consider them band geeks. They're a shame on all band geeks.
Type 1
"Hey did you hear about Jason in band?"
"Yeah, he figured out how to solve a Rubik's cube. For the millionth time."
Type 2
"What happened at the-"
"The car wash? I helped set up, then i washed like, fourteen cars, then you all left and I helped clean up."
"Okay, I meant, how-"
"Much money did we earn? Well, afterwards we were..."
"damn band geeks."
Type 3
"How's band?"
"Eh, can't complain. I was wondering, after the game, do you want to go hang out at McDonald's? I kind of want to show you this video of a monkey, and they got free wifi over there..."
Band Wanna-bes
"Hey guys, this one time at band camp, I was fucking-"
"NO." (Covers his/her mouth)
"Hey did you hear about Jason in band?"
"Yeah, he figured out how to solve a Rubik's cube. For the millionth time."
Type 2
"What happened at the-"
"The car wash? I helped set up, then i washed like, fourteen cars, then you all left and I helped clean up."
"Okay, I meant, how-"
"Much money did we earn? Well, afterwards we were..."
"damn band geeks."
Type 3
"How's band?"
"Eh, can't complain. I was wondering, after the game, do you want to go hang out at McDonald's? I kind of want to show you this video of a monkey, and they got free wifi over there..."
Band Wanna-bes
"Hey guys, this one time at band camp, I was fucking-"
"NO." (Covers his/her mouth)
by bomb-shnizzle-tits June 10, 2013
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