baconie

A selfie of bacon. A pic that highlights the glistening and appetizing quality of bacon. Makes bacon lovers hungry.

"My friend sent me a baconie last night. This morning I'm cooking bacon and eggs."

by yes juanito yes October 8, 2014

Bacon Slap

When A Woman Takes Her Breasts And Slaps Them Across A Mans Face continuously.

I Bacon Slapped Him Like Crazy.

by Bacon Slap January 21, 2015

Bacon Bitch

One with a bacon fetish, or just loves bacon, who does sexual favours in exchange for bacon.

Lydia is Blake's Bacon Bitch!

by KaeMERae February 8, 2009

When does the narwhal bacon?

It is a sentence used to identify users on a popular blogging site. The proper response would be: At midnight.

You: When does the narwhal bacon?

Jim: At midnight

by Jcoolnades October 18, 2011

Panda Bacon

The damp, wrinkled skin on a chinese baby's scrotum after taking a warm bubble bath.

Man #1: Take Yingpei out of the bath. I can see that his panda bacon has been prepared.

by PubicField July 15, 2009

bacon maker

A Texan derivative of money maker.

I want to grab your bacon maker.

by Shermie January 5, 2009

Flying bacon Sandwich

a sandwich of pure epicness often seen in dreams and distant memories. This sandwich is said to be able to cure cancer and pictures of this sandwich can be seen on Funnyjunk.com

Phil: OMG i awoke to a flying bacon sandwich prepared by my beautiful girlfriend

Larry: Holy crap seriously!!??
Phil: yea too bad it was only a dream
Larry: bummer...

by Johan destroyer of planets May 20, 2010