Average

1. The birth canal of a woman. 2. Pussy

Guy 1 - Dude its been forever since I got laid.

Guy 2 - Yeah man, you seriously need to get some average.

by akaBmo September 16, 2009

average genshin player

monASS

person 1: hey how're yo-
average genshin player: monass

by 1Arcea February 1, 2021

empty batting average

A baseball player who routinely hits for a high batting average but has limited power and patience, thus his OBP and SLG rates would more commonly be attached to batting averages significantly lower than his.

A lack of speed is part of this as well, but since stolen bases are not counted as part of SLG or any other stat other than stolen bases, said players that steal a lot would appear to have empty averages at first glance.

Despite winning the 2006 batting title, Freddy Sanchez walked just 31 times and hit only 11 home runs. His OPS that year was just .851. He also only stole 3 bases. He is the empty batting average poster man.

Juan Pierre's career .710 OPS with a .297 batting average would put him up here, but it wouldn't be as glaringly obvious if his stolen bases were accounted for.

by Downvoting Victim August 28, 2011

avierdguy

Avierdguy is the most superior race on planet earth. It is know for its extreme smartness, intelligence and good looks. You are lucky if you know one ;)

Literally all girls:Omg it's an avierdguy ilysm.

by Sexypotatoboy420 January 25, 2020

averfal

A highly specialized, sentient, medical and mechanical robot. Often deployed in battle to administer aid and medical attention to front line soldiers, to repair and maintain tanks, and to assist medical personal in the field by performaing specialized tasks and restocking necessary medical equipment and supplies on site. Developed and and maintained by DB, inc. Nicknamed by soldiers after the popular Star Wars droid, "R2D2".

Averfal, I'm low on morphine and antibiotics, I need you to resupply.

I'm taking enemy fire here, where's averfal?

Our tanks are taking heavy hits, averfal step up.

by jo-jack john September 5, 2008

Aliero

A mixture of Alice and Iero as in Frank Ierofrom My Chemical Romance. Originating from msn conversations with Fran, after deciding she would be called Fran k, later shorted to Fran.k

Yo, Fran.k
Hey, Aliero,
Wuub2?

by MikeyFreakinWay (not really) June 20, 2008

Averageness

A word that can substitute when you can't think of an answer to a question of creativity.

Name something interesting about yourself.
Sidney: Uh, my averageness?

by GIR needs rehab October 17, 2008