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Merp Alert

When a situation is beginning to become awkward. You know that it is about to be a merp situation however to avoid saying merp in the near future you warn the person you're talking to by saying "merl alert" which insists that they are about to say something merp worthy...
Are you going out tonight? we should meet up.

3 hours later....

..merp alert

"oh sorry I totally forgot to respond!"

-yea...... merp.
by zunit469 February 20, 2015
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self advertise

when a selfish person uses a platform to promote themselves
Jack: How do I get chicks on tinder?
Bob: Self advertise bro.
by bumsackbob June 5, 2016
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recent average price

Long version of RAP. The shit thotties sell their nudes for.

Basically the value of a limited in everyone's favourite lego game, roblox.
rohoe : Selling nudes for RAP / Recent average price
by Vortexture September 24, 2017
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Brown Alert

A natural succession of blue alert and red alert. Brown alert is so serious, that it is on the verge of involuntary defecating into your pants.
(Red Dwarf: Back in the red Part 1) Cat: "Red alert? Let's go all the way to brown alert." Kryten: "There is no such thing as brown alert, sir!" Cat: "You won't be saying that in a minute!"
by Korbealad August 28, 2018
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Dumbfuck alert

Oh guys, dumbfuck alert, small dick is finally here.
by onehundred445 January 27, 2019
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Cake Alert

Phrase to let a friend know there is someone with a nice booty nearby.
"Cake Alert to the left."
"Dude.. that's a Cake Alert if I've ever seen one."
by FruitLeg January 29, 2020
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False Advertising

1.) To advertise a game/app/product that isn't the one advertised when you download / buy it
2.) Usually clickbait, but some (most) people use it for money (e.g: businesses, huge international brands / companies, etc.)
1.) Install GardenScapes, where you think it is a thinking game, but its actually a puzzle game!

2.) Haha false advertising go brrr
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