Automorn

When a celebrity or otherwise publicly known person dies and all the bitches take to Facebook/Social Media to act as though they're upset and it's so devastating when in reality by the next week nobody remembers and they really didn't give two shits anyway but feel it's socially required to post to social media.

Oh no Bobby Sue, Anthony Bordain died, my life will now be incomplete from here to eternity so I'm gonna have to automorn him and express my grieving to all my friends...

Hey Ron, did you hear David Bowie died? No way, how can I ever go on living, it's devastating.

by spazzeric June 14, 2018

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Automotive

Something that can get you from point A to point B a in luxery or shitery

Jhonjhon17 YouTubea automotive was a piece of shit that got him from point A to point B.

by Jhonjhon17 is on YT February 7, 2019

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Automobate

To masturbate while driving an automobile. Sometimes you just have to get rid of a rager that just won't go away and you know you will not have the opportunity to do so at the destination location, so you just fire one away on the turn pike.

Tyrant: I hate working this late shifts. It's hard to stay awake on the ride home and I am too tired to bone my gf when I get home.

Big Easy: Dude, you should automobate man. Fire your load on the ride home. Nothing keeps you awake like jackin' the ole pecker doing 85 next to a tractor trailer at midnight.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 5, 2019

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