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almost winner

noun - a loser, but a nice way of putting it.
John: Oh man! I can't believe we lost that volleyball match in phys. ed today.
Teacher: There are no losers here. Just almost winners.
by Corn Flake December 9, 2008
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almost dong

The approximately 5in (12.7cm) radius area surrounding, but not including your penis/balls. Like any part of the male body, it is a safe and friendly alternative to the penis/balls to accept injury.
I thought the tennis ball was about to hit me square in the nut sack, but fortunately it just hit me in the almost dong. Holy hell, I'm lucky.
by i do cocaine April 25, 2008
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Alcoside

The complete disregard of many years of common sense regarding Drinking And Driving resulting in the suicide of many youth and stupid persons.
Did you hear about those kids that swerved into oncoming traffic and where killed in that car crash?
Of course, They committed Alcoside
by Mushroom Management. April 26, 2010
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Almost Girl

A girl that is ALMOST good looking, but has one physical attribute that ruins it and in turn, makes her awkwardly unattractive.
Not necessarily a But-Er-Face.
Shiela WOULD be hot if she didn't have that lazy eye and overly hairy arms. Sheila is an almost girl.
by Almost Queen October 12, 2010
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Alton NH

For a small town it sure has allot of assholes. The town is run by select board and town manager that does not give a shit about the town, only their own egos. But wait, the fire department is a bunch of douche bags that think they are hero's, but in reality couldn't save a penny, much less a home or person.
This small town is also afflicted with flat landers that come up from Massachusetts and think they own the place. Fucking stay home assholes
by Tru Patriot July 15, 2015
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Almosts

Almosts refers to the age demographic that is not quite 21. Ranging from 18 to 21, this age groups is of the age to vote join the military but not allowed to Drink in many if not all US states. They are in college of building careers. They are adults on several benchmarks and are not on others. Almost 21, but not quite.
Where can we go where the Almosts hang out?
Chico has plenty of places for the Almosts and many of 21 hang there as well.
by CarizmaGuy November 3, 2016
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Almost perfect

Very few people are this. But one person who is key darn close to this is an Aries. Names typically start with N and ends in A.
Nitia is almost perfect. She is so close to it.
by TheDingDong March 25, 2020
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