A driver with the urge to always be the lead car of a group. They will drive whatever speed it takes to remain the front car. Alpha-Driver's are most commonly seen driving a truck.
Sorry I'm late, I couldn't get off at the exit I needed to because an Alpha-Driver wouldn't let me pass.
by Truestorywords September 15, 2010
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Get the piper alpha mug.The type of personality that wears overpowering colognes: televangelists, greasy Bohunks from Joisey, and their savior, Donald Drumpf.....
The meeting, cast as a "Republican strategy session for America", was in fact a sauna for the Alpha-cologned, a glutinous orgy of back-slapping good 'ol boys who vied on who could fleece the American people most deftly.
by Paughnque July 26, 2017
Get the Alpha-cologned mug.This is someone who is really stupid who has no fucking life either and he has to socialize on discord. He plays roblox the motherfucker no lifer i hope he fuckin dies. When you mention this word , you are automatically a fucking asshole
person 1 - that guys a Viperzinho ALPHA
person 2 - boy u called him a badt hing and your also a asshole now
person 2 - boy u called him a badt hing and your also a asshole now
by hixdddgiveorbuxhahaha December 13, 2018
Get the viperzinho alpha mug.Someone who consistently interrupts people thinking he knows where they're going but its wrong. They deny having this trait and often claim to never be wrong. They also take advantage of word play in bets and attempts to convince everyone he/she is not a contradictor but everyone knows he/she is. Usually only makes bets he/she cannot lose.
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Get the Alpha-Douche mug.totally not jewish (not AEPi), a unrecognized fraternity at Oneonta normal school. A bunch of men (not jewish boys) met at the Legends Pub, and formed a totally cool not retarded frat who specializes in drinking beer, taking moles, eating female ass, shotgunning lokos, smoking pot, and definitely not being jewish (unless you are jewish, thats ok!)
by dridridri June 2, 2018
Get the alpha pi mug.IRL they are actually just a beta bitch but online talk mad shit as if they were a "real" alpha. Will type paragraphs at you of how there a badass and can bench more than you. Are normally below the 5'4' range and weigh just under or above 100 lbs. Tend to have no real friends and sit in the outer circle of there friend group.
Joined the Discord community and "keybord alpha" approached me and asked how much bench and said would cuck me because he benched more than his weight (102lbs btw)
by ChadOnTheDisco March 25, 2019
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