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Monster alert

Your phone doesnt send you one when a monster is near.
The monster's ankle monitor didnt set off a monster alert in their area.
by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020
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Bendichon Alert

Used when they see, want or expect a baby, and it also can be used when u see a cute mini animal.
Look at those cute fishys , ¡bendichon alert!
by mariczacool September 8, 2020
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crystal alert

Phrase used to alert others that methamphetamine has accidentally been dropped on the ground, thus footsteps should be placed with great care.
Oh shit! Crystal alert. Get over here, carefully, and help me find the big piece.
by jLegend September 26, 2020
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Gag Alert

When you feel like you are about to throw up because of how ugly someone is.
Sarah: Hey!
Sam: Omg look. Matt is coming over...
Sarah: Ew, gag alert.
by Amanda the faggatron December 13, 2012
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Copper Alert

The act of finding out someone is going to steal copper wire. Uninstalled copper wire damages the electrical grid.
I've had 3 copper alerts this week. These fools think they can dismantle the whole city.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
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alert the spiders

'Alert the spiders' is a rural colloquialism from northern California where I grew up in the '60's. I heard it from my parents and grandparents (California, New Mexico, Nevada and Iowa) all my life. It referred to rural mail routes out in the country away from town. Often spiders would get into the mailboxes and spin webs. Sometimes we would sweep them out with a broom if they got too close to the front, but often we would just leave them alone. When important letters or small packages were being sent, we would receive a phone call from the sender who would say "Alert the spiders!" and we would know to watch for the mailman who would place the treasure in the mailbox, disturbing the spiders who might get crushed... if we hadn't 'alerted' them.
Grandma called her daughter on the phone to let her know a small package was coming, "Alert the spiders!" she said.
by Darth Pop February 28, 2023
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