albertoscorfano outsold

Albertoscorfano outsold is a pretty exotic tiktoker who has gained over 1.5k followers over the past 3 months. She would simp for anything including a car. She is currently head over heels for the fictional character named Alberto Scorfano as she once was for Adrien Agreste/Chat Noir and Quackity.

“Albertoscorfano outsold’s face reveal made me scream without an s.”

by thatonefruitydude August 11, 2021

Alberta Jellyfish

A used condom found floating in a lake or river.

Man I was rafting the other day and ran into an Alberta Jellyfish! Now I gotta get tested!

by damar1985 September 15, 2009

Albertine

The sexiest and hottest girlfriend anyone can imagine. Ofcourse, she's only available to Erwin.

You see Albertine right there? Don't try anything on her, she's property of Erwin.

by Erwinenalbertine August 23, 2011

Albertans

Those residing in Alberta, Canada. Worst drivers in the world. Unable to handle curves in the road, intersections, hills, and going at least 10 above or below the posted speed limit.

Albertans cannot drive

by -Katie July 20, 2008

albert

1. someone i can read like a book
2. someone who LOVES face rubbing sessions.
3. a true FONDLERRR
4. a sweet person i would love to have in my life.

prince charming is just like an albert.
ok, i lied ;

by KWINHnotKWIN October 18, 2008

Battle of Alberta

An intense rivalry between Edmonton and Calgary (Alberta, Canada), usually refering to hockey. During Battles of Alberta, fans of the Calgary Flames and Edmonton Oilers flood the bars of both cities.

Flame and Oiler supporters from both side of a family have been known to cause rifts in the family.

A Battle of Alberta is often held on New Year's Eve.

But only Calgary has the Red Mile and Sea of Red and has made it into the playoffs the past few years. So Calgary kicks butt.

A true conversation had in Australia regarding the Battle of Alberta:

Calgarian: Hey, you're Canadian, aren't you? Where from?

Edmontonian: Edmonton.

Calgarian: Oh. In thought something stunk in here.

by calgaryflamesqueen October 25, 2008

Albert

Small , Pale , Gamer who is to smart for his own good and very sarcastic. Always zonked

Albert , nuff said

by El'Bobert March 10, 2010