Alan

My g
The bestest alien in the whole world.

Me: love you Alan
Alan: u 2

by Rubbishwilly November 14, 2019

alan

Alan. my crush. I'd suck his dick in an instant. he's the hottest and greatest person to exist

"Alan. my nigga. quite literally my nigga I'm gonna marry him"

by bigblasiantiddies June 9, 2022

Alan

alan is a very beautiful boy. he is the type of boy that anyone can ask for. he’s kind,funny,and hot. he is good at basketball and he likes to mess around with people. he is a very smart person and he is always standing up for him self. alan likes to make people laugh . He is a very happy boy that needs someone to take care of him.

Some random bitch: Alan is so hot
The bitches friend : Yea whoever dates him is so lucky

by his girlfriend !! April 26, 2022

Alan

alan. hes alan.

alan: alan.
guy: yeah thats alan

by bigbadoops69420 April 20, 2022

Alan

A peice of shit who is socially awkward and want to die but won't do it as he is a pussy

Person 1: hey look Alan is going to the gym
Person 2: oh yea he is the one who fucked my mother and sister

by Thatonealan February 22, 2022

Alan

Alan is a real gansta, he is always willing to run thirties. Whenever the ops are around he is willing to blick em up.
Alan is also a racist ass dude, dont try and box him up. His charismatic demeanor leads others into the void as he emptys his clip unto the opposing side. He is also likely to be a zoophile as he indluges in horrid acts with a multitude of animals.

Dmoney tried to box up Alan but alan ran thirties too hard and emptied a clip into Dmoney.

by A-Money_definitions June 2, 2023

Alan Diff

When fucking idiot gay Alan can't play video games right so you lose

"Shit, we're losing, Alan diff."

by Poggers912 September 27, 2020