The first Castlevania game for the Gameboy, and almost inarguably the worst game in the entire series. The music is pretty damn good, just like in any Castlevania game...and that's really the only good thing anyone has to say about it.
With a protagonist that moves slower than a sedated turtle and can't jump to save his life, a lack of subweapons which are present in all the other games, a lot of sections where you MUST get invincibility to avoid getting hit as soon as you spawn, a stage that becomes unwinnable if you take the wrong path, a weapon that downgrades when you get hit, a multitude of sections where it's impossible to NOT get hit without whip upgrades, insultingly easy boss fights (except for Dracula, whose second form is actually quite tough), and tricky parkour sections that are made almost impossible by the painfully slow movement of the protagonist, Castlevania: The Adventure is often considered one of the worst games for the Gameboy.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2022
Get the Castlevania: The Adventuremug. by ahatintimeprosu March 13, 2022
Get the gumballs bizarre adventuremug. More commonly known as AOTM, Adventures of the Misfits is a comic series with the three main characters Marco, Kitty and Kayla Misfit. The book series also has 30 - 40 more characters with well-formed personalities. The book is about a rehabilitation center for misfits, creatures of all species shunned by society. The story is set in a faraway planet called Twoface, a planet with two main continents, Lumin and Afyrin. The Misfits live in a cozy house in Lumin, constantly encountering problems caused by a group of space pirates, the notorious Arcturus. The story is narrated by Llevelynn Misfit.
"Take me with you, moon man," said Kitty desperately, choking back tears as he gazed upon Wanderlust's scaly face, his eyes glistening with tears, his voice pleading.
"I do so wish I could, young cat, but alas, I could never do such a thing, for you belong here, with your family."
"Please! Don't leave me! I want to travel the world with you, to see the distant planets and dance among the stars! Who knows what wonders we will chance upon!"
"Kitty, please. You have to realize what's happening."
"W-What? Wanderlust? What's going on?"
"You forgot your schizophrenia pills."
"Huh?"
Kitty woke with a jolt from the hallucination, frowning. The cold feeling of Wanderlust's scaly skin on his fur lingered in his mind, the image of her bright smile burning in his vision when he closed his eyes. She was real, he insisted. He wanted to leave this hell of a planet and borrow her wings, flying so freely among the stars without a care in the world. He wished so much for her to come back, but now it was time for dinner, and he was sure Jake would hide those disgusting bitter pills in his meal again, then force him to swallow them when he spat them out.
- Adventures of the Misfits novel, unknown chapter
"I do so wish I could, young cat, but alas, I could never do such a thing, for you belong here, with your family."
"Please! Don't leave me! I want to travel the world with you, to see the distant planets and dance among the stars! Who knows what wonders we will chance upon!"
"Kitty, please. You have to realize what's happening."
"W-What? Wanderlust? What's going on?"
"You forgot your schizophrenia pills."
"Huh?"
Kitty woke with a jolt from the hallucination, frowning. The cold feeling of Wanderlust's scaly skin on his fur lingered in his mind, the image of her bright smile burning in his vision when he closed his eyes. She was real, he insisted. He wanted to leave this hell of a planet and borrow her wings, flying so freely among the stars without a care in the world. He wished so much for her to come back, but now it was time for dinner, and he was sure Jake would hide those disgusting bitter pills in his meal again, then force him to swallow them when he spat them out.
- Adventures of the Misfits novel, unknown chapter
by cuteypuppy7449 January 8, 2021
Get the Adventures of the Misfitsmug. by Sneaky420 October 14, 2022
Get the Jojo's bizarre adventuremug. by fucktard loloooool April 7, 2024
Get the point and click adventuremug. by Inque June 13, 2022
Get the Dash Adventuringmug. A Homo-Erotic Shonin manga and Anime about big hairy buff men using Sunlight magic and Ghosts with strangely specific powers to kill a Vampires, Vampires that live in pillars, incel murderers with hand fetishes, Mafia Bosses, gay Priests who fuck vampires, the immortal President of the United states of america, the Yakuza, and another mafia boss.
every protag.'s name HAS to start with the sound "Jo" or "Juh", and every villains ghost has to affect time in some way.
the series is seperated into "Parts" which chronologically lead into the next, starting in the late 1880's and ending in its 6th part which takes place in 2011. after its 6th part, it was rebooted.
it's fans are notoriously annoying. ZA WARUDO?!?! HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO"S REFERENCE?!?!!? MY NAME IS YOSHIKAGE KIRA-
every protag.'s name HAS to start with the sound "Jo" or "Juh", and every villains ghost has to affect time in some way.
the series is seperated into "Parts" which chronologically lead into the next, starting in the late 1880's and ending in its 6th part which takes place in 2011. after its 6th part, it was rebooted.
it's fans are notoriously annoying. ZA WARUDO?!?! HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO"S REFERENCE?!?!!? MY NAME IS YOSHIKAGE KIRA-
by StraightWhiteMale#12039292 June 13, 2023
Get the JoJo's Bizarre Adventuremug.