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Account ghost

When you give someone (you trust) your password and they start messing around with it as if it is theirs and reply to your e-mails/PMs usually stating that they're your account ghost.
Lily's friend: Hey, wussup?

Lily: Nothing, I went to the Green Day concert. Then I got an awesome shirt from the concert.

Lily's Friend: Really?! Awesome!

'Account ghost': Lily is not here at the moment so her account ghost shall be filling in for her. :B

Lily's Friend: WTF?! o.0
by Lily from gaia September 12, 2005
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The Becki Account

A fake identity / profile used to hide obvious insecurities and fears.

The Becki Account can often be found following men around on the internet.
"What do you call a person with no job, no friends, no money and an unhealthy obsession with men on the internet? The Becki Account
by The Becki Account December 31, 2011
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accomplishment

My only accomplishment is not dying every day
by M.V. May 13, 2016
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meme account

A meme account is a social media genre of accounts most often used on instagram or twitter to post funny, enjoyable videos... but people who use twitter to post memes are homos and will die alone.
1. Haha! That is such a funny meme account!

2. I’m going to follow this meme account!
by Globnorp.on.instagram February 14, 2018
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accounts department

The accounts department? Oh, you mean the room full of beaurocratic cunts!
by Wise Man October 17, 2003
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delete your account

The ultimate RT Twitter insult.

Implies something just tweeted was so foolish, moronic, and pointless the person who wrote it should just close their account and walk away in shame.
Jeb Bush: (picture of a gun, titled) America
Edward Snowden: delete your account
by megan4242 June 9, 2016
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Creative Accounting

A quick way of getting promoted if you are an employee, or a relatively safe way of retiring prematurely if you are the employer, as long as you don’t get caught.
Unlike the negative image associated with creative accounting, other creative activities like creative writing and creative thinking are looked upon positively.
by MathPlus January 9, 2019
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