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The Arizona Funnel

The action of closing a womans "clitoris" after squirting Carolina Reaper juice inside the "vaginal area"
WheN my wife wanted to spice up thing in bed, I had to give her The Arizona Funnel
by 1037464628 September 1, 2023
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year old arizona green tea

"hey rob, come okn over for some of my year old arizona green tea"
by bobb sagg0t May 19, 2016
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The way to describe a girl who has heavenly curves that are twice as thick as the normal girl and her intellect is too which can lead to misleading her into some pleasureful activities for both parties. (Arizona and some other states have thicker amounts of asphalt on their roads due to high temperatures.)
Darrin: The new girl at work is something else. She's round in all the right places! She's an all-a-round girl!
Bob: Oh, you mean Shandi? She sure gets my attention!
Darrin: Yep. Mang! I'd like to spend some time alone with her.
Andy: I've talked to her a few times. She's dumb. I think I could talk her into doing some things. Wonderful things!
Darrin: So, you're telling me she's as hot as Arizona asphalt and twice as thick?
Andy: Being from Needles, I can firmly state that to be true!
by von groovy June 20, 2017
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south arizona camel jockey

a sex act in which the male climbs on the female in a piggyback (as if riding a camel), and inserts his penis into her vaginal/anal to undergo sexual intercourse.
Janice wanted to get freaky last night; so instead of the missionary and reverse cowgirl, i climbed on her back and rode her like a good south arizona camel jockey.
by JBOOGNIGZ July 7, 2009
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go to Arizona

Using an Arizona Iced Tea bottle as a gravity bong, similar to that of a Sobe bottle. Has a smaller chamber for a smaller hit than a Sobe, so one can simply get buzzed and not completely stoned.

Fairly nondescript for convenient use in public areas i.e. around the rents.
Hey man, you want to go to Arizona!?
by Samanthuel March 31, 2010
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Casa Grande Arizona

City in Southern Arizona best known for the amount of stray animals and snow birds.
"Hey man want to go to Casa Grande Arizona?"
"Hell no! All the people in CG Chat are arguing over what the old Sam's Club parking lot is being used for."
by AZCityperson November 4, 2018
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Safford, Arizona

A tiny town infested with Mormons and racist neckbeards. Safford, Arizona is known for... nothing. There's literally nothing there. Most people who inhabit this town are really dull. This town is very un-progressive when it comes to their education and law system. You will most likely hear people of power making sexist and/or racist "jokes". Safford is also one of the top towns when it comes to meth and bed bugs.
"So, where are you from?"
"Oh, I'm from Safford, Arizona."
"Huh. Never heard of it."
by Wendy's Definitions December 3, 2021
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